Poll Archive

Greetings only reader. We have decided to archive the closed Polls just for you. We topped out at a whopping 5 votes on some of them. It was prolly Mi, De, you, and some poor confused wandering souls.

Best Dwight Schrute quote?

I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog


"Who the fuck is Dwight Schrute?


If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.


Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.


I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching

prolly going to redo this one.

Best Blink Song?

My personal favorite (no picture wanted...)

Does Cher have a penis?

And thus concludes those polls. More to arrive shortly hereafter, and thereafterhere.

-Mi