Office Predictions and Why De Hates Croutons

So The Office U.S. is wrapping up like the elves of the North and we have some predictions for how it's all gonna go down. Some of these predictions are ridiculous, some of them are just wishful thinking, but a few of them could very well happen.

Dwight becomes Scranton Regional Manager and after an extensive interview process assumes the position of Assistant to the Regional Manager, as he is the most qualified candidate.

Pam gets a job as a Graphic Designer at Athlead and gets a desk near Jim's. It just seems right that Pam and Jim work together. Especially after the big deal Jim made about how important it is who you sit by at work.

Oscar goes to Massachusetts and marries the Governor, but not before Gil tries to intervene.

Erin gets married.

Kevin Malone starts his own paper company. Guess what he calls it…….yup the Kevin Malone Paper Company.

Meredith dies. Possible title: The Demise of the Wigged (wig-ed) Lady

Andy gets demoted, but not fired. It gets really awkward for Erin at the office.

Michael Scott returns for the finale and kills Toby. Toby dies. Finally 
     Addendum: While this would  be a very satisfying way to round out the show, it probably will not happen. However, at the very least, Michael needs to return for the finale.

The cast performs a musical number.

Steve Martin makes a guest appearance. Kills Meredith 

A "What Could Have Been" episode airs, exploring if Pam had stayed with Roy, if Jim had gotten the NY job and if Michael had stayed with Jan.

Awesome Office timeline:

http://theoffice.wikia.com/wiki/Timeline_of_The_Office


De hates croutons, because there is no way to tell if they are #fresh. Follow @Musingsontap

-DeMi

Oblovious to my mutterings

Finally Lil' Wayne is out of jail and I can blog again. Achahah (Legit Wayne Laugh) <- A LWL. Lol. Except not (on two accounts), that was fucking pathetic. 

Reading my posts beforehand, I can see how damn hard it is to decipher what the hell I b saying. I've got no rhythm or rhyme, except when I do. -Translates to it's not supposed to be funny except when it is.

And that's usually my main point, to be funny. The easiest way for me to do that is random word association. Look at my previous post: http://musingsontap.blogspot.com/2010/02/i-can-only-imagine.html we have the line...

"On a different bill (perhaps a euro or a Clinton, or even a platypus"..

I'mma break it down for you....This is merely a transitional phrase, a play on the well-known phrase, "on a different note". Then in the parentheses I mock the utter ridiculousness of this stupid colloquialism and share humor with you by displaying different random associations of "note's" limited synonym "bill"

do you get me now...thought not

Delving Further (no joke intended or unintended) [bullshit, there is something always unintended..ie. she can say that..or Oscar could have said that]

seeee

see how after every 5 words there could be a joke/pop culture reference/innuendo?

It pains me to be so painfully obvious. 

It pains me people are so painfully oblivious.

Moving on...

I would like to:

Give a shout out to Mski. 

Eat turkey.

Watch the Packers beat the Falcons.

Argue with D-Money. About anything [how it's not "the" mski]

See North Korea's government wiped out by a massive uprising.

Listen to a new Blink song

not in that order.

So, one more time.

Perverted jokes abound.

Political comments abound.

Pop Culture References, no doubtedly...abound

Interesting anecdotes about De's life..abound.

Parallelism waz here

**Thee tags shall be thou guidestar** <-- no reference (your welcome)

Go and passively aggressively infringe on others' rights: It's what Obama wants you to do.

-Mi