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Thursday, April 5, 2012

On π and Irrationality

This now begins my formal proof on why Pi is an irrational number...hah

But really, here's something I was musing on while in my Econ lecture today:

Make an irrational payment, and you'll be tied down for life. Let's look at an example.




"I'll give you $π for that blueberry pie"
...
"Sure, I don't even like blueberries."
...
"Hold on, do you want $3.14 or $3.15?"
...






"Does it even matter?"
              ...
"...Damn right it does."






Alright, so I'm not going to win any awards in script writing any time soon, but the point is the internal OCD accountant of the first person will be forever on edge that the debt can never be re-payed.

Scenario Uno: You pay $3.15. You over-payed. Shit, that's ~ 84.1% of a hard earned penny you just forked over to this other person. Plus, the blueberry pie wasn't even that good, just some store-made run of the mill pie. You berate yourself for over-calculating the worth of it, and most likely fall into a cyclical depression.

Scenario Deux: You pay $3.14. You under-payed. Shit, besides feeling like a huge jerk you are now indebted by ~15.9% of penny to some person who doesn't even know how to pick out a proper blueberry pie, or even freaking decide what they like. 

But you're an ingenious and resourceful individual. So, in Scenario Deux (see above) what you do is offer the person 3 coupons, specifically highlighting the fact that they are worth 1/20 of a cent.

But...that's exactly where your ingenuity ends and your years of self-loathing begin. One does not simply square a debt of irrationality.

What if you're the person in Scenario Uno (see above)? After breaking out of your depression, you rise up. You become the leader of your country. You force your people into a totalitarian state. Have your hired goons find and kill him. What's a fraction of a penny to a dead person anyways, am I right?



What are you musingon?

-Mi






Sunday, February 26, 2012

The MoT Top 10: The Fifth

Top 10 Ways to Procrastinate

First, we'd like to give a shout out to El, for giving us the idea for this week's list! So with out much further adon'ts, here we go...



10) Pick up chicks at the grocery store  at 2am.




9) Procrastibate, thanks Nic!

8) Clip and hoard coupons for all the possible things you'll never need.

7) Watch all the episodes.

6) Troll Wikipedia and change the entries, specifically ones that don't concern your scholarly work.

5)  Create dumb games. For examples:

Go through the phone book and count how many people have the same first name as you.

Take an egg, drop it from the roof. Person on ground has to pick it up before the 5 second rule then cook it.

Google yourself and see how many results come up, compare with your friends, compare with DeMi.

4) Get really good at one of those stupid iPhone games that has no significance in the real world. For example, Words with Friends, Temple Run, Angry Birds etc.

3) Think about being productive and how that would feel.

2) Write jokes that aren't funny and then put them on the internet.

1) Tweet inappropriate things at people.




Dishonorable Mention:

Make woolly socks with intricate cross-woven designs. 



May we be there for all your procrastination needs!

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