Breaking:
Kim Jong Il is not dead. Kim Jong Il is more alive.
He would've told us if he was going to die.
--DeMi
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Saturday, December 17, 2011
DeMi does the Spongebob
Yeah check the video
kinda trippy, we know.
We're not that crazy about LMFAO, we promise. Their songs are pretty catchy I do admit.
Enjoy.
-DeMi
kinda trippy, we know.
We're not that crazy about LMFAO, we promise. Their songs are pretty catchy I do admit.
Enjoy.
-DeMi
Friday, December 16, 2011
Sunday, December 4, 2011
The One Where De Interviews Mi
Get to know Mi a little Better.......maybe a little too well. There's only one way to find out:
What are you going to do first when you're filthy rich?
Buy Kohler so I can get one of those NICEASS showers so I can clean myself. Yeah one of those 5 nozzled showers would be awesome. Honestly though, I would travel a lot while I was still relatively young and pliable. But when I got bored of jetsetting I'd go back to the states and do something really cool. I would really like to start my own company in the industry of Awesome.
What is a recent lesson you have learned?
There isn't a substitute for what you truly want. Settling is for pilgrims.
Put that on a shirt and wear it.
From what or whom do you derive your inspiration?
From everything I hear, read or watch that I find interesting, funny or relevant. There's not really one person that's a driving factor. I mean my friends are pretty awesome. But naturally I chose them because they're similar to me. So yeah, I pretty much inspire myself. Post-Joke Alert
If there really was a formula for success, what would the variable(s) be?
Terrible question. That's totally setting me up. I mean, you don't believe there is one so why would I?
But because all I do is please. I will deliver with manyfold cliches.
Follow your heart
Do dice and do not chop your onions
What worked for Rebecca Black will probably not work for you.
ok ok.
Success can be measured by the goals you set out for yourself and whether or not you attain them. If you don't have any goals is it a life of constant success? No, because, that's not the way it works. You'll want a bigger success. A chubbier happier success
Would you rather be king, president, prime minister, sultan, emperor, or grand poobah?
King. But I wouldn't be a dick king. Nor would I be the king of all dicks. But it would be pretty cool to have that much power and to have a castle. Also If I were king I'd be able give myself whatever name I wanted...sooo checkmate
How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled. Every time. Unless someone makes them differently than that's cool too. But I always like my eggs to have a little company like bacon or something. I used to do ketchup when I was littler, I'd eat that up.
If you could better at one thing what would you choose?
Being less lazy. So much would get done...so much. I think I would naturally get better at things because I would just put in that extra effort. Probably not a ton, but who knows.
If you could be one superhero for a day, what would your favorite breakfast cereal? (You thought)
Special K
Superhero->Superman->S->Special->K->Kyrptonite
Do that with any other cereal
Have you ever considered making nicepants?
Nah dawg. Nicepants aren't something you mass produce. The reason they're nice is that they're not ubitiqitous. Nicepants are not for everyone.
-DeMi
What are you going to do first when you're filthy rich?
Buy Kohler so I can get one of those NICEASS showers so I can clean myself. Yeah one of those 5 nozzled showers would be awesome. Honestly though, I would travel a lot while I was still relatively young and pliable. But when I got bored of jetsetting I'd go back to the states and do something really cool. I would really like to start my own company in the industry of Awesome.
What is a recent lesson you have learned?
There isn't a substitute for what you truly want. Settling is for pilgrims.
Put that on a shirt and wear it.
From what or whom do you derive your inspiration?
From everything I hear, read or watch that I find interesting, funny or relevant. There's not really one person that's a driving factor. I mean my friends are pretty awesome. But naturally I chose them because they're similar to me. So yeah, I pretty much inspire myself. Post-Joke Alert
If there really was a formula for success, what would the variable(s) be?
Terrible question. That's totally setting me up. I mean, you don't believe there is one so why would I?
But because all I do is please. I will deliver with manyfold cliches.
Follow your heart
Do dice and do not chop your onions
What worked for Rebecca Black will probably not work for you.
ok ok.
Success can be measured by the goals you set out for yourself and whether or not you attain them. If you don't have any goals is it a life of constant success? No, because, that's not the way it works. You'll want a bigger success. A chubbier happier success
Would you rather be king, president, prime minister, sultan, emperor, or grand poobah?
King. But I wouldn't be a dick king. Nor would I be the king of all dicks. But it would be pretty cool to have that much power and to have a castle. Also If I were king I'd be able give myself whatever name I wanted...sooo checkmate
How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled. Every time. Unless someone makes them differently than that's cool too. But I always like my eggs to have a little company like bacon or something. I used to do ketchup when I was littler, I'd eat that up.
If you could better at one thing what would you choose?
Being less lazy. So much would get done...so much. I think I would naturally get better at things because I would just put in that extra effort. Probably not a ton, but who knows.
If you could be one superhero for a day, what would your favorite breakfast cereal? (You thought)
Special K
Superhero->Superman->S->Special->K->Kyrptonite
Do that with any other cereal
Have you ever considered making nicepants?
Nah dawg. Nicepants aren't something you mass produce. The reason they're nice is that they're not ubitiqitous. Nicepants are not for everyone.
-DeMi
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Incendium
Greetings Nation.
I would like to share with you all my first serious attempt at writing lyrics.
This started about a month ago, I asked De if he would sing the song if I rewrote the lyrics to Young London by Angels and Airwaves. He said he was definitely interested...and well there's not much else to say here's the final product.
I would like to share with you all my first serious attempt at writing lyrics.
This started about a month ago, I asked De if he would sing the song if I rewrote the lyrics to Young London by Angels and Airwaves. He said he was definitely interested...and well there's not much else to say here's the final product.
Incendium Diving in to the depths of my mind creates a wave of awe and pride Seeing the work that I have started Makes it seem that it's ok to try For what is lost, can be rekindled Missed chances, (yeah) they never die Sending forth from this hollow silence I dare wake up and shake off this trance Feeding the dreams that I once surrendered Ignites the fire and youth renews And its those truths that ring the loudest When our compass flees from where it's due Hang on to That pure emotion With countless joy from your devotions Damn the souls Who give in to the haunting inside How will they get by Hang on to That pure emotion With countless joy from your devotions Damn the souls Who give in to the haunting inside How will they get by In the glass There glows the reflection Of the past's Falseified perfection Forget the mask And kick back that old lie Luck slips by, But chance gives you a new try In the glass There glows the reflection Of the past's Falseified perfection Forget the mask And spring forth a new scene Shove the bar And give this life a new mean In the glass There glows the reflection Of the past's Falseified perfection Forget the mask And kick back that old lie Luck slips by But chance gives you a new try Look on past That inner deflection Held you fast To broken reflections Fire the ice That freezes in your time Hire the spirit That branches to your vine Ignite the fire, the spark so powerful contagious passion, with work so magical Enchanted hearts, so casually beautiful Cool Red fire, with warmth so wonderful Ignite the fire, the spark so powerful contagious passion, with work so magical Enchanted hearts, so casually beautiful Cool Red fire, with warmth so wonderful
Thanks again to De for singing and producing the song!
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Horrible Love Poems
And Now's It's Time for Horrible Love Poems with Mi and De, the Part of the Blog Where Mi and De Come Out and Write Horrible Love Poems
Heart Throb
Oh baby my heart beats like a drum
Every time I touch your bum
I know my way with words is slick
Do you wanna come and touch my stick
... ~ ...
Void
Hey you the one with the face
Do you mind if I come and fill your space
... ~ ...
98.65 Degrees
The skin of yours makes my skin warm
And that is why it is irresistible
The breath of yours makes my skin warm
And that is why it is irresistible
That is why you should go out with me
You are hot
I am cold
... ~ ...
Ode to You
You are the starlight to my moonshine
You are the summer of my mind
You can complete a perfect square
And still make jocks stop and stare
My heart goes boom
You can make a perfect sandwich
If you want to
Baby I won't force you
But please don't lay on that mayonaisse
Unless you want to
My stomach has room
You are so beautiful
Make me a sandwich
... ~ ...
(Failed couplet, [and coupling])
Oh hey baby did I mention you are the world
It's kinda ironic though cause you're not round
... ~ ...
Oh the Sky
The sky has stars
You are a star
In my sky you are
Please don't go baby
And twinkle
Away from me
Baby baby baby
You are bright
Like a 60 watt light bulb
Incandescent
... ~ ...
Fewer and Farther
The times you make me tingle
Are few and far between
The time I make you single
Is shortly to be seen
... ~ ...
I Could Write a Longer Poem if My PEN Didn't IS
HeY BaBy YoU StIlL UP
BoOty CaLl
TeLl HeNrY I sAiD SUP
... ~ ...
Lemme Throw Some Coal In Ya
You
You are
You are the engine
You are the engine to my heart
My heart cannot run
My heart cannot
My heart
My
... ~ ...
Da Illest
Call me Mr. Suave muffin
Cause I'll have you puffin'
Give me a shout out and yell out
HOLY STAG
Cause baby, "me and you"
This shit's in the bag
... ~ ...
Hi, we are having sex, but I couldn't resist to write you a poem
Hey baby girl is this sinning
Cause me and Sheen call this #WINNING
... ~ ...
Law of Divine
You heart triangulates the essence of my existance
I can see your angles but I can't read your sine
Let me stop guessing and grant me acquiesance
Oh starstruck lover will you be mine?
... ~ ...
The Limit as Zoom Approaches Infinity
From behind these 'noculars
You look so spectocular
A dream of mine
O girl it's most divine
Includes you from dawn til close
What's that you got on your nose
... ~ ...
Catch You if I Can
Six months it has been*
Since you were last seen
I have searched under leaves
For miles, feet, and leagues
So
Don't laugh if I fail
For you are a snail**
*Been here pronounced the British way
(Insert whale for max ridiculi)
... ~ ...
Oh honey
Oh baby
You make me tingle
With rage
I'll kill you in your sleep
... ~ ...
I open the window
I breath the outside air in
You smell so bad
... ~ ...
You are my whole universe
Actually
You are my world
Actually
Your are my planet's core
You are my source of gravity
You bring me down
Whore
... ~ ...
Oh Baby
by Justin Bieber (after he gets Selena Gomez pregnant and marries her)
Oh baby
Oh baby
You are my life
Except when I'm home with my children and wife
... ~ ...
Planets Align
I'm your Mars
You are my Venus
You are my vagina
I am your penis
Heart Throb
Oh baby my heart beats like a drum
Every time I touch your bum
I know my way with words is slick
Do you wanna come and touch my stick
... ~ ...
Void
Hey you the one with the face
Do you mind if I come and fill your space
... ~ ...
98.65 Degrees
The skin of yours makes my skin warm
And that is why it is irresistible
The breath of yours makes my skin warm
And that is why it is irresistible
That is why you should go out with me
You are hot
I am cold
... ~ ...
Ode to You
You are the starlight to my moonshine
You are the summer of my mind
You can complete a perfect square
And still make jocks stop and stare
My heart goes boom
You can make a perfect sandwich
If you want to
Baby I won't force you
But please don't lay on that mayonaisse
Unless you want to
My stomach has room
You are so beautiful
Make me a sandwich
... ~ ...
(Failed couplet, [and coupling])
Oh hey baby did I mention you are the world
It's kinda ironic though cause you're not round
... ~ ...
Oh the Sky
The sky has stars
You are a star
In my sky you are
Please don't go baby
And twinkle
Away from me
Baby baby baby
You are bright
Like a 60 watt light bulb
Incandescent
... ~ ...
Fewer and Farther
The times you make me tingle
Are few and far between
The time I make you single
Is shortly to be seen
... ~ ...
I Could Write a Longer Poem if My PEN Didn't IS
HeY BaBy YoU StIlL UP
BoOty CaLl
TeLl HeNrY I sAiD SUP
... ~ ...
Lemme Throw Some Coal In Ya
You
You are
You are the engine
You are the engine to my heart
My heart cannot run
My heart cannot
My heart
My
... ~ ...
Da Illest
Call me Mr. Suave muffin
Cause I'll have you puffin'
Give me a shout out and yell out
HOLY STAG
Cause baby, "me and you"
This shit's in the bag
... ~ ...
Hi, we are having sex, but I couldn't resist to write you a poem
Hey baby girl is this sinning
Cause me and Sheen call this #WINNING
... ~ ...
Law of Divine
You heart triangulates the essence of my existance
I can see your angles but I can't read your sine
Let me stop guessing and grant me acquiesance
Oh starstruck lover will you be mine?
... ~ ...
The Limit as Zoom Approaches Infinity
From behind these 'noculars
You look so spectocular
A dream of mine
O girl it's most divine
Includes you from dawn til close
What's that you got on your nose
... ~ ...
Catch You if I Can
Six months it has been*
Since you were last seen
I have searched under leaves
For miles, feet, and leagues
So
Don't laugh if I fail
For you are a snail**
*Been here pronounced the British way
(Insert whale for max ridiculi)
... ~ ...
Oh honey
Oh baby
You make me tingle
With rage
I'll kill you in your sleep
... ~ ...
I open the window
I breath the outside air in
You smell so bad
... ~ ...
You are my whole universe
Actually
You are my world
Actually
Your are my planet's core
You are my source of gravity
You bring me down
Whore
... ~ ...
Oh Baby
by Justin Bieber (after he gets Selena Gomez pregnant and marries her)
Oh baby
Oh baby
You are my life
Except when I'm home with my children and wife
... ~ ...
Planets Align
I'm your Mars
You are my Venus
You are my vagina
I am your penis
-DeMi
Saturday, September 17, 2011
A Discourse on Neglect
Neglect is a horrible thing. It affects millions of "things" every day. 'Things' here is used in its loosest form. Alas, in older blogs I would go on a discourse on the many word associations of that last sentence. So for good times sake.
THINGS IS A WHORE!
or if you prefer
THINGS JUST STRETCHED! yawn
Not quite a discourse, but it would be interesting if that were the traditional method for such things.
Let's take Renee Descartes' Discourse on Method. It would read, quite simply:
COGITO ERGO SUM [BITCH]! The full discourse can be found here. your welcome.
or the classic Communist Manifesto by the sirs Marx and Engels can be simply stated:
I AM PROLE, HEAR ME...whimper. here
And as school rears its head once more, don't we all wish our papers could be condensed to such few words?
Yeah the promotion of laziness is the elevation of future-sorrow..blah blah blah
As coming full circle is a specialty of mine, I will end with this:
Neglect things responsibly, or else things might give you HIV, and you will die. Most certainly.
or rather...
NEGLECT=HIV
Happy Saturday!
-Mi
THINGS IS A WHORE!
or if you prefer
THINGS JUST STRETCHED! yawn
Not quite a discourse, but it would be interesting if that were the traditional method for such things.
Let's take Renee Descartes' Discourse on Method. It would read, quite simply:
COGITO ERGO SUM [BITCH]! The full discourse can be found here. your welcome.
or the classic Communist Manifesto by the sirs Marx and Engels can be simply stated:
I AM PROLE, HEAR ME...whimper. here
And as school rears its head once more, don't we all wish our papers could be condensed to such few words?
Yeah the promotion of laziness is the elevation of future-sorrow..blah blah blah
As coming full circle is a specialty of mine, I will end with this:
Neglect things responsibly, or else things might give you HIV, and you will die. Most certainly.
or rather...
NEGLECT=HIV
Happy Saturday!
-Mi
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Happy Birthday to Mi!
I haven't flown solo on this blog business in awhile. But in honor of Mi's 20th, it just seemed right. First, let me say to Mi (never gonna get old, L), dude you are the best and it's never the same here without you. Happy Birthday to you. Also, nation, I ask that you forgive any obscure nicewetpants jokes.
Just a little about what I've been up to; a week ago I went to a blink concert and it damn sure lived up to my personal hype. Everything about the show was big, like how Travis Barker is all the time, big. The lasers, as promised, were big. The guitar riffs were big. And the lights, goddamn were they big; taking pictures was a complete waste of time. Video turned out better, since the audio was surprisingly good. So here is Carousel by blink-182 live in Milwaukee Amphitheater. Points of interest; crazy bastard child in front me and Tom Delonge pleasuring himself at the end, anally. What a weird way to achieve a slant rhyme. Speaking of the Delonge, he sounds more and more like he should with every show. Try not to enjoy this too much:
No problem nation. You're welcome.
-De
Just a little about what I've been up to; a week ago I went to a blink concert and it damn sure lived up to my personal hype. Everything about the show was big, like how Travis Barker is all the time, big. The lasers, as promised, were big. The guitar riffs were big. And the lights, goddamn were they big; taking pictures was a complete waste of time. Video turned out better, since the audio was surprisingly good. So here is Carousel by blink-182 live in Milwaukee Amphitheater. Points of interest; crazy bastard child in front me and Tom Delonge pleasuring himself at the end, anally. What a weird way to achieve a slant rhyme. Speaking of the Delonge, he sounds more and more like he should with every show. Try not to enjoy this too much:
No problem nation. You're welcome.
-De
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Breaking News in the Democratic Republic of Korea
Chuck Norris has been vanquished by our great leader Kim Jong-Il.
As he is supreme god, in this pamphlet we will outline his great accomplishments and see why he truly deserves to run this great nation.
Kim Jong Il CAN fight fire with fire.
Kim Jong Il CAN fight fire with fire.
Kim Jong Il dreamt up the Parthenon and built it the next day.
It is now ok, because of Kim Jong Il, to have sex with only your socks on.
Kim Jong Il's Banzai trees take care of themselves.
Kim Jong Il is his own Bobsled team
Fidel Castro is Kim Jong Il's poolboy.
Kim Jong Il is a master lyricist and can rhyme every word with his own name, including purple, orange and month.
Kim Jong Il can do the triple jump in one leap.
Kim Jong Il's heart's secondary purpose is a nuclear reactor more efficient than any machine.
Tigger once tried to pounce on Kim Jong Il..we all know what happened after that...
Kim Jong Il's lung capacity exceeds that of a whale.
Kim Jong Il is the Invisible Hand.
Kim Jong Il played Brazil in soccer and won single footedly.
Kim Jong Il sent Christopher Columbus to discover America.
The three ships were all named Kim Jong Il.
Kim Jong Il can reach and scratch any part of his back...with his foot.
Kim Jong Il has solved a Rubik's Cube by taking it out of the box. (be heartened, so can you!)
Kim Jong Il's nasal hair can sense fear.
In the beginning there was Kim Jong Il.
Kim Jong Il has never burned rice.
Kim Jong Il's natural scent can charm snakes...and the ladies.
Kim Jong Il looks good in any pair of sunglasses.
Kim Jong Il's sperm can survive in any temperature.
Kim Jong Il can wear gray 365 days a year and still be the most interesting man in the world.
Kim Jong Il's brainwaves can jump-start a car battery
-DeMi More
Denizens of this Democratic Republic: We are also proud to inform you that you will all be receiving your "How to Please Kim Jong Il" handouts in the mail, post-haste absolutely that pun was intended
Kim Jong Il's heart's secondary purpose is a nuclear reactor more efficient than any machine.
Tigger once tried to pounce on Kim Jong Il..we all know what happened after that...
Kim Jong Il's lung capacity exceeds that of a whale.
Kim Jong Il is the Invisible Hand.
Kim Jong Il played Brazil in soccer and won single footedly.
Kim Jong Il sent Christopher Columbus to discover America.
The three ships were all named Kim Jong Il.
Kim Jong Il can reach and scratch any part of his back...with his foot.
Kim Jong Il has solved a Rubik's Cube by taking it out of the box. (be heartened, so can you!)
Kim Jong Il's nasal hair can sense fear.
In the beginning there was Kim Jong Il.
Kim Jong Il has never burned rice.
Kim Jong Il's natural scent can charm snakes...and the ladies.
Kim Jong Il looks good in any pair of sunglasses.
Kim Jong Il's sperm can survive in any temperature.
Kim Jong Il's brainwaves can jump-start a car battery
-DeMi More
Denizens of this Democratic Republic: We are also proud to inform you that you will all be receiving your "How to Please Kim Jong Il" handouts in the mail, post-haste absolutely that pun was intended
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Playing with President's: George's Bush Edition
To Do:
1) Stop a passerby and read them this list
1) Stop a passerby and read them this list
2) Keep a straight face.
3) Most importantly, don't try to imagine any former president's junk. Your welcome, you also just lost the game.
James' Polk
Millard's Fillmore
Franklin's Pierce
James' Buchanan (only funny if said aloud)
Andrew's Johnson
Lyndon's Johnson
(sometimes they share Johnsons)
Warren's Harding
Harry's Truman
Jimmy's Jr.
Bonus names for that special undercarriage
Beyonce's (Grassy) Knowles
Carry's Underwood
-DeMi's More
Carry's Underwood
-DeMi's More
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Subpenises and Other Goods Inside
Jury duty blows. Hard. Yes, that is a sentence. The remaining elements of the English sentence structure are understood. De was recently summoned for jury duty and after an eternity and a fortnight, De was filtered out, thereby relieving him of his civil duty. To relieve yourself of your civil duty, DeMi commands you to obey the following:
Bring own gavel, you know what to do
Talk like batman, costume optional, don't wear hockey pants
Shout "GUILTY!" at your leisure.
Ask with quiet anticipation if you are early for the executions
Answer judge's question with "Judge not, that ye be not judged.
I like this biblical trend. if the former words of wisdom don't get you declared "incompetent to serve" try the classic "The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."
"Ey um judge, can I have yo numba? Can I have it?"
Finish the judge's sentences......this shouldn't be hard, the dudes clearly.. GUILTY! (see above).
Say you do not have a criminal record but that you absolutely should.
Tell them you have served as a volunteer judge on many occasion (state fair, science fair, wet t-shirt contests) and as a judge you know what it feels like to have people's emotions on the line.
When the appropriate time to speak is upon you, ask the court if there is anyone who has not accepted our Lord Jesus as their personal savior, and if permitted, attempt to lead the room in prayer.
Wear headgear.
Talk like the movie preview voice-over guy
You don't know who your father is and the accused fits the description.
Tell them there's a chance you're Canadian.
Complain about the incessant ringing noise in the background.
Wear a "God
WestBoro Baptist Church" t-shirt.
Ask, "How would one perform a heinous crime?"
Flip through some hardcore porn whilst in the courtroom.
Inquire as to the Wi-Fi passcode for the building, and express the desire to tweet your courtroom experience.
Pronounce subpoenas, "subpenis" whenever possible.
Claim to be associated with the accused in ridiculous ways: :Your honor, my H&R Block rep has a son who went to the same school as Barbara Streisand's illegitimate son, whom I love dearly. Wait! I love Barbara Streisand. Just to be clear to the court, I do not love the little bastard, I love Barbara. Barbara Streisand.
You are welcome...........No no thank you.
-DeMi
Bring own gavel, you know what to do
Talk like batman, costume optional, don't wear hockey pants
Shout "GUILTY!" at your leisure.
Ask with quiet anticipation if you are early for the executions
Answer judge's question with "Judge not, that ye be not judged.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again"
"Ey um judge, can I have yo numba? Can I have it?"
Finish the judge's sentences......this shouldn't be hard, the dudes clearly.. GUILTY! (see above).
Say you do not have a criminal record but that you absolutely should.
Tell them you have served as a volunteer judge on many occasion (state fair, science fair, wet t-shirt contests) and as a judge you know what it feels like to have people's emotions on the line.
When the appropriate time to speak is upon you, ask the court if there is anyone who has not accepted our Lord Jesus as their personal savior, and if permitted, attempt to lead the room in prayer.
Wear headgear.
Talk like the movie preview voice-over guy
You don't know who your father is and the accused fits the description.
Tell them there's a chance you're Canadian.
Complain about the incessant ringing noise in the background.
Wear a "God
WestBoro Baptist Church" t-shirt.Ask, "How would one perform a heinous crime?"
Flip through some hardcore porn whilst in the courtroom.
Inquire as to the Wi-Fi passcode for the building, and express the desire to tweet your courtroom experience.
Pronounce subpoenas, "subpenis" whenever possible.
Claim to be associated with the accused in ridiculous ways: :Your honor, my H&R Block rep has a son who went to the same school as Barbara Streisand's illegitimate son, whom I love dearly. Wait! I love Barbara Streisand. Just to be clear to the court, I do not love the little bastard, I love Barbara. Barbara Streisand.
You are welcome...........No no thank you.
-DeMi
Friday, May 27, 2011
The Hangover Part II (a review, kinda)
Called up my main man De-Money yesterday told him we had to go hit up the midnight premiere of the Hangover, and like the true bff he is, he went and got the tix. Cool.
Later that night we arrived at Tinseltown, and hung out in the line for a good 15 minutes, woulda been boring if it hadn't been for one of the Mannliest men and his posse. Oh, and "Stoner Jesus" was in line too, long hair, eyes more glazed over than a krispy kreme doughnut, yeah. Then the line began to trickle along, and after being carded, lwl, we went to the actual theater and found our seats...in the front row. Call me front row Joe. And I will bore you no longer..except I have one kvetch
To the guy sitting next to me who absolutely wreaked of cigarette smoke:
1)Shut the fuck up.
2)You smell awful-- like shit to be precise.
3)Stop trying to front and encroach on my arm/leg space, I'm sorry if you had to settle for the arm-brushing/leg-rubbing because all the girls think you're repugnant.
Alright alright, on to the movie
it gets a 7/10 from me
Was it funny? It definitely had it's moments, but I was't guffawing.
Was it original? Absolutely it wasn't. Do these guys only drink right before a wedding? c'mon. Is Alan the only one that can slip them drugs? cmon.
Was there too much penis? Yes
Was it more shocking than the first? No doubt.
The story was lame. The smoker-drug-dealing monkey was pretty sweet. The getaway scene was cool. Galifanakis was hit and miss with his awkward jokes. Ed Helms likes to freak out in stressful situations. yeah. Ken Jeong was my favorite, except for his penis. The soundtrack was pretty good, played really nice in a movie theater. Bradley Cooper was solid.
Bottom line- Solid Cast, and lazy writers make for an enjoyable movie first time through, but definitely did not meet expectations.
Spoiler. Stu does it with a transexual
-Mi
Later that night we arrived at Tinseltown, and hung out in the line for a good 15 minutes, woulda been boring if it hadn't been for one of the Mannliest men and his posse. Oh, and "Stoner Jesus" was in line too, long hair, eyes more glazed over than a krispy kreme doughnut, yeah. Then the line began to trickle along, and after being carded, lwl, we went to the actual theater and found our seats...in the front row. Call me front row Joe. And I will bore you no longer..except I have one kvetch
To the guy sitting next to me who absolutely wreaked of cigarette smoke:
1)Shut the fuck up.
2)You smell awful-- like shit to be precise.
3)Stop trying to front and encroach on my arm/leg space, I'm sorry if you had to settle for the arm-brushing/leg-rubbing because all the girls think you're repugnant.
Alright alright, on to the movie
it gets a 7/10 from me
Was it funny? It definitely had it's moments, but I was't guffawing.
Was it original? Absolutely it wasn't. Do these guys only drink right before a wedding? c'mon. Is Alan the only one that can slip them drugs? cmon.
Was there too much penis? Yes
Was it more shocking than the first? No doubt.
The story was lame. The smoker-drug-dealing monkey was pretty sweet. The getaway scene was cool. Galifanakis was hit and miss with his awkward jokes. Ed Helms likes to freak out in stressful situations. yeah. Ken Jeong was my favorite, except for his penis. The soundtrack was pretty good, played really nice in a movie theater. Bradley Cooper was solid.
Bottom line- Solid Cast, and lazy writers make for an enjoyable movie first time through, but definitely did not meet expectations.
Spoiler. Stu does it with a transexual
-Mi
Friday, May 13, 2011
Practice Safe Computing
Seriously guys, after reading this post, I hope some of you will be a little more weary about your information's
safety on the computer, and the internet. Over the past year, I have come across a variety of tools that if in the
wrong hands could wreak a lot of havoc. Mostly because there are so many casual computer users that are unaware of such security risks. I would also like to add that though aware of these tools, I am nowhere near what one would be considered an expert "hacker" (hacker here used loosely, as the definition has caused a schism between "power" users).
Anyways here is the list in no particular order of potency, they each have their own strengths.
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opchcrack http://ophcrack.sourceforge.net/
This little bugger is the reason I changed all my passwords to 14 characters. Doing a little research, it can
be said with certainty that the majority of people's passwords are 4-8 characters in length. To ophcrack, that's nothing. Do you have a password that contains a word in the dictionary? a common first name? Consider yourself compromised...
I personally have tested ophcrack on my own computer, running Vista, and now windows 7, and on my home computer, running xp and it worked like a charm. How does it work? Well I'm not going to write a tutorial on how to access your friends' comp, cause that's what the rest of the internet is for :p..Basically, you boot up Linux from USB and if configured correctly the program will start after linux boots, and then ophcrack loads the rainbow tables (those are important)..then ophcrack reaches into the depths of your windows files, and pulls out SAM (the guy with the passwords) then ophcrack tortures SAM until he giveth forwardeth the password(s)...Nearly all computers nowadays are bootable from USB, but alas, you on your triceratops that can only boot from a CD, do not feel so safe, it is indeed possible to make a bootable CD that runs ophcrack
Sooo, the solution? Make your password at least 12 characters, and do flourish those special characters/numbers
Example: Fu$kW!Tm3Br0
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Chntpw http://pogostick.net/~pnh/ntpasswd/
So you rockin' your longer and bigger password? Ok good! Except, well maybe not.
The ironic thing is, Chntpw will go in and merely reset the password of any windows user. Yes, all that work for nothing. So to continue the analogy, ophcrack interrogates the hell out of SAM, but Chtnpw gets sick of it and decides NO own shall ever know, and drugs SAM and causes permanent memory loss. In a more technical sense, this too is a linux program that can be used with little know-how, and yes, straight from USB or CD.
How to guard against it? If you're username and password is associated with a domain, you're probably good. But seeing as most personal computers don't run on a domain..there are a few ways to protect against this:
1) Watch your shit
2) Slightly more practical, change the BIOS settings so that booting from USB and CD aren't an option. In addition, set a password for the BIOS so the potential hacker can't try. Yes your CD and USB will be useable when you start windows, no your computer will not spontaneously combust ;), and yes you can change the settings in the future.
3) Know which of your friends are more advanced with computers, and don't let them stick any dongly bits or CD's in or around your computer, and if they absolutely insist, watch them closely, and tell them to lay their grubby fingers off the function keys.
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John The Ripper http://www.openwall.com/john/
Similar to ophcrack, except John the Ripper will crack username/passwords from a variety of services online like Email or facebook or porn sites..well basically anything. It works in several ways. The user supplies separate dictionaries for both the usernames and passwords, and the program will try every combination-- a bruteforce attack. However the user can simplify things by providing the username, or in rare cases, the password.
Here is a list of the 500 worst passwords -- http://www.whatsmypass.com/the-top-500-worst-passwords-of-all-time these passwords are surely included in the Dictionaries. In addition, extended dictionaries can be found online that can provide for a powerful attack on anyone's password.
Defense? Make sure your password isn't on the list of 500, or completely in the dictionary. Again make it at least 12 characters, and use different passwords for all your online activities..your car keys don't open your house, don't open your mailbox, and don't unlock your bike (if you're into that sort of thing).
This is just an example, there are tons more password crackers out there.
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Keyloggers http://www.desktopshark.com/
Desktop Shark is also one example of many keyloggers out there. A keylogger does exactly what is says, it will log every keystroke entered on the computer. There is a multitude of ways a keylogger can be placed on your computer without your knowledge. This program will run in the background, virtually undetectable. The person keylogging, has a secret method to reach the logged keys, in the case of Desktop Shark it's typing "desktopshark" and it will pop up. Other more advanced keyloggers will send an email containing the files to the person.
The best way to protect against keyloggers is to make sure your Antivirus on your computer is up to date. There are a bunch of good, free antivirus programs out there. In addition, there are special usb's that can be placed into a computer and will automatically start keylogging. So just unglug any suspicious dongles from your comp.
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Ettercap http://ettercap.sourceforge.net/
Ettercap is a versatile network packet sniffer. When your computer is on the internet it is constantly sending and receiving packets of information. Included, are what websites you visit, and passwords for such websites, encrypted but I think you guys have learned that that doesn't really mean anything anymore.
With Ettercap the "hacker" can monitor a network (wifi or wired) and literally listen in on the computer of their choice, gathering tons of sensitive information.
The rubber? Well if you're on a school network, generally IT can find those that are disturbing the network, and shut their connection down. Though that isn't to say you are safe. At the local starbucks? Simply don't access anything of real importance. Or run ettercap yourself which allows you to seek others who are sniffing the network.
__________
The key thing to take away is that there are a bunch of different tools used to compromise someone's privacy online. A very good step is to make your password more complex, and generally be more aware that such things exist.
Beware MoT nation, Big Brother might not be watching you, but your 4th cousin might be.
-Mi
safety on the computer, and the internet. Over the past year, I have come across a variety of tools that if in the
wrong hands could wreak a lot of havoc. Mostly because there are so many casual computer users that are unaware of such security risks. I would also like to add that though aware of these tools, I am nowhere near what one would be considered an expert "hacker" (hacker here used loosely, as the definition has caused a schism between "power" users).
Anyways here is the list in no particular order of potency, they each have their own strengths.
_____
opchcrack http://ophcrack.sourceforge.net/
This little bugger is the reason I changed all my passwords to 14 characters. Doing a little research, it can
be said with certainty that the majority of people's passwords are 4-8 characters in length. To ophcrack, that's nothing. Do you have a password that contains a word in the dictionary? a common first name? Consider yourself compromised...
I personally have tested ophcrack on my own computer, running Vista, and now windows 7, and on my home computer, running xp and it worked like a charm. How does it work? Well I'm not going to write a tutorial on how to access your friends' comp, cause that's what the rest of the internet is for :p..Basically, you boot up Linux from USB and if configured correctly the program will start after linux boots, and then ophcrack loads the rainbow tables (those are important)..then ophcrack reaches into the depths of your windows files, and pulls out SAM (the guy with the passwords) then ophcrack tortures SAM until he giveth forwardeth the password(s)...Nearly all computers nowadays are bootable from USB, but alas, you on your triceratops that can only boot from a CD, do not feel so safe, it is indeed possible to make a bootable CD that runs ophcrack
Sooo, the solution? Make your password at least 12 characters, and do flourish those special characters/numbers
Example: Fu$kW!Tm3Br0
______
Chntpw http://pogostick.net/~pnh/ntpasswd/
So you rockin' your longer and bigger password? Ok good! Except, well maybe not.
The ironic thing is, Chntpw will go in and merely reset the password of any windows user. Yes, all that work for nothing. So to continue the analogy, ophcrack interrogates the hell out of SAM, but Chtnpw gets sick of it and decides NO own shall ever know, and drugs SAM and causes permanent memory loss. In a more technical sense, this too is a linux program that can be used with little know-how, and yes, straight from USB or CD.
How to guard against it? If you're username and password is associated with a domain, you're probably good. But seeing as most personal computers don't run on a domain..there are a few ways to protect against this:
1) Watch your shit
2) Slightly more practical, change the BIOS settings so that booting from USB and CD aren't an option. In addition, set a password for the BIOS so the potential hacker can't try. Yes your CD and USB will be useable when you start windows, no your computer will not spontaneously combust ;), and yes you can change the settings in the future.
3) Know which of your friends are more advanced with computers, and don't let them stick any dongly bits or CD's in or around your computer, and if they absolutely insist, watch them closely, and tell them to lay their grubby fingers off the function keys.
_______
John The Ripper http://www.openwall.com/john/
Similar to ophcrack, except John the Ripper will crack username/passwords from a variety of services online like Email or facebook or porn sites..well basically anything. It works in several ways. The user supplies separate dictionaries for both the usernames and passwords, and the program will try every combination-- a bruteforce attack. However the user can simplify things by providing the username, or in rare cases, the password.
Here is a list of the 500 worst passwords -- http://www.whatsmypass.com/the-top-500-worst-passwords-of-all-time these passwords are surely included in the Dictionaries. In addition, extended dictionaries can be found online that can provide for a powerful attack on anyone's password.
Defense? Make sure your password isn't on the list of 500, or completely in the dictionary. Again make it at least 12 characters, and use different passwords for all your online activities..your car keys don't open your house, don't open your mailbox, and don't unlock your bike (if you're into that sort of thing).
This is just an example, there are tons more password crackers out there.
________
Keyloggers http://www.desktopshark.com/
Desktop Shark is also one example of many keyloggers out there. A keylogger does exactly what is says, it will log every keystroke entered on the computer. There is a multitude of ways a keylogger can be placed on your computer without your knowledge. This program will run in the background, virtually undetectable. The person keylogging, has a secret method to reach the logged keys, in the case of Desktop Shark it's typing "desktopshark" and it will pop up. Other more advanced keyloggers will send an email containing the files to the person.
The best way to protect against keyloggers is to make sure your Antivirus on your computer is up to date. There are a bunch of good, free antivirus programs out there. In addition, there are special usb's that can be placed into a computer and will automatically start keylogging. So just unglug any suspicious dongles from your comp.
________
Ettercap http://ettercap.sourceforge.net/
Ettercap is a versatile network packet sniffer. When your computer is on the internet it is constantly sending and receiving packets of information. Included, are what websites you visit, and passwords for such websites, encrypted but I think you guys have learned that that doesn't really mean anything anymore.
With Ettercap the "hacker" can monitor a network (wifi or wired) and literally listen in on the computer of their choice, gathering tons of sensitive information.
The rubber? Well if you're on a school network, generally IT can find those that are disturbing the network, and shut their connection down. Though that isn't to say you are safe. At the local starbucks? Simply don't access anything of real importance. Or run ettercap yourself which allows you to seek others who are sniffing the network.
__________
The key thing to take away is that there are a bunch of different tools used to compromise someone's privacy online. A very good step is to make your password more complex, and generally be more aware that such things exist.
Beware MoT nation, Big Brother might not be watching you, but your 4th cousin might be.
-Mi
Thursday, March 31, 2011
April Fool's Day
Jessica.
It's a real damn shame you don't read our blog...you know why?
Because tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
So I will outline my Plan of revenge in this blogpost thang, and you won't have a clue.
Ok, so remember last April Fool's Day when you unceremoniously smeared that carrot cupcake in my face and jubilantly yelled "April fool's" like you just pulled of the granddaddy of pranks? Yeah
Well tomorrow, Im gonna have an army of carrot cupcakes on a platter. Bug's Bunny prolly thought that revenge was best served with carrots, and more of 'em.
To the face. |
| Ze Army |
My revenge? Simple. I will assuage you with carrot cupcakes. You won't stand a chance.
My sympathy. Non-existent.
-Don't mess with Mi
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Post the 54th
What does that mean?
Jack shit.
If we insert the two harmless words "had a" we have: Jack had a good shit.
And what does Jack have to do when he lays some cable in the wilderness? That's right. Jack Squat.
very interesting. interesting indeed. this will be an eclectic blog. I think so. Yes.
I would like to congratulate the better-than-false-Value chain for two things. (not more)
1) For having such obviously perverted items for sale in their store.
2) For leaving up (not that they can take it down) my review of my lovely experience there. Shirley you'll know which reviews mine
(I'll call you whatever the hell I want) and if you don't understand that go watch Airplane!
Now it is the time. The time to think of a word on the spot: ok.. "rigid" and grab the 6th google searched image with ss off of course.
This is what I got,
Now I know what you're thinking...with the fascist picture blocking regime disabled we should have gotten something a little more, how you say, rambunctious.
This clearly is a closeup of a fine, square-footed, Texan man enjoying a nice umbrella'd Pina Colada while sitting on his motorcycle backwards resting his nice crocodile lookin' shoe up on the tire. This guy is not wearing nice pants. And is a letdown for all the rigid image seekers.
Rigid...were you thinking something else? Post it anonymously or prononymously in the comments!
And finally the part I've been waiting for....the poem.
First
"Something ain't right about this
And I'm
Thirsty.
Jack shit.
If we insert the two harmless words "had a" we have: Jack had a good shit.
And what does Jack have to do when he lays some cable in the wilderness? That's right. Jack Squat.
very interesting. interesting indeed. this will be an eclectic blog. I think so. Yes.
I would like to congratulate the better-than-false-Value chain for two things. (not more)
1) For having such obviously perverted items for sale in their store.
2) For leaving up (not that they can take it down) my review of my lovely experience there. Shirley you'll know which reviews mine
(I'll call you whatever the hell I want) and if you don't understand that go watch Airplane!
Now it is the time. The time to think of a word on the spot: ok.. "rigid" and grab the 6th google searched image with ss off of course.
This is what I got,
Now I know what you're thinking...with the fascist picture blocking regime disabled we should have gotten something a little more, how you say, rambunctious.This clearly is a closeup of a fine, square-footed, Texan man enjoying a nice umbrella'd Pina Colada while sitting on his motorcycle backwards resting his nice crocodile lookin' shoe up on the tire. This guy is not wearing nice pants. And is a letdown for all the rigid image seekers.
Rigid...were you thinking something else? Post it anonymously or prononymously in the comments!
And finally the part I've been waiting for....the poem.
Damn Thirsty
First
The fish needs to say,
"Something ain't right about this
Camel ride -
And I'm
Feeling so damn
Thirsty.
--Hafiz c. 1320-1389
First off I would like to say wow. Inspiring. Next I would like to point out that this Persian poet lived 69 years. For once not a sexual joke. Seriously, during the 14 century to live 60+ plus years? That's pretty damn good.
I would like to interpret this poem, as it has been the only poem that's really caught my attention in recent memory. Besides being comical, I think this poem serves as a reminder to do some introspection. Are we living life sitting on a camel with no damn clue how we got there? And when we finally realized that we were on this hump-ed creature did we decide just how wrong it was?
Too easy...let's delve further.
Assuming a rational fish. She clearly has two choices: to ride a camel, or swim. Let's say the she chose the camel ride! Ok! This is the part where it gets intense. Assuming she is a minnow and booked early, she was able to gain passage inside the camel, in the place where they store all the water (not the humps). She's merely complaining at the subpar service she is getting, the worst part is..damn camel has no water left.
The after thought: Eclectic. Like your underwear drawer. I went there. Nothing to hide.
-Mi
Sunday, March 27, 2011
For immature audiences only
So I work at a hardware store, and I'm sure that as a result of chronic boredom, I have discovered that the hardware business doubles as an underground sex toy supplier:
Don't ask me if these come in men's sizes.
Ahhh, ballcock accessories.....
The subtlety of this staggering.....
She'll think it's you!
You will be judged for buying this.
For that get up and go feeling!
(note the dildo shaped "U")
After-thought: Don't write a poem to your girlfriend and use the phrase "whispering eye". It means vagina. Also, don't write poems for your girlfriend. She wants a song..........from me. Good morrow.
-De
Friday, March 11, 2011
It is the end of the era...
in which a union is no longer a union (check out my segway, that's how 83% of Canadians spell that word). My caged bird has more rights than these public laborers. Straight up.
Mssrs. DeMi will imbue on you (more sexual than not) good tidings of great joy. Do not worry about the cramping of union rights for the union has been redefined.
Union: A group of people who must pay to discuss issues they can no longer do anything about.
Legislators: A group of people who are paid to vote on issues they assume they can do something about.
(exaggerating just a lil bit, mais serieusemently (accent grave and proper French understood, not Québécois (Suck it Canada) taxpayers should be able to write them off as dependents)
Mi's gonna hit it, hit it like he can't miss...unlike the Heat's threesome that can't hit shit lwl
Union: a unity of things, things defined here in its vaguest form, with or without consent.
Legislators: a unity of elected things deciding on things with or without consent to promote dissatisfaction amongst other things.
=
Scott Walker: Just another one of those damn things
I don't know how that worked out, but the logic is all there...
p.s. thing 1 and thing 2 would like to disassociate from such a distasteful word. They are now: The free-associative-nouns formerly known as thing 1 and thing 2
p.p.s The lollipop will keep you wanting More
-DeMi
p.p.s The lollipop will keep you wanting More
-DeMi
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
The Starving Striving Artist
Joshua McCray, fellow Red Devil, is an aspiring art and graphic design student at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. 
Editor's Note: Apparently Josh eats regularly, no worries.
Mi: Josh, thanks for taking the time to answer a couple questions for the MoT nation. Not posessing much artistic talent myself, such vivid pieces always awe me. It is incredible how you convey your creative imagination to paper (or other medium). What's your secret?
JM: All it takes is a good dose of boredom, a set of Faber-Castell pens, and a nice piece of paper.
Mi: I don't think i'm treating my looseleaf well enough, my blobs are blobs my stick people..yeah.blobs..anyways Have you always wanted to be a graphic designer, or in some artistic field?
JM: Ever since I came in contact with Threadless.com.
Mi: Hah yeah, you and your crazy threadless shirts, I see you're wearing one now. That pink one you always tried to hide under your polos was great. Onwards...When I write a blog post, I draw my inspiration from random events that I muse about that day, and then build off of it. What inspires your work?
JM: Fairy Tales, the Bible.. I like [to] manipulate stories.. Add my own twist.
Mi: Yeah, there's a lot of vivid stories to draw from there, and obviously it wouldn't be you if you didn't add your own somethin somethin. If you were to try to pindown your artwork into one of those mystical categries, which would it be?
JM: Graphic Illustration. I like to find a combination between easy to read story telling and detailed illustration.
Mi: Hahah, dude sometimes, I have no clue what your goats are doing in your drawings,
Mi: Nice eclectic mix of freelancing stuff, Mrs. Neimi would be proud. Thanks for letting us showcase some of your artwork and skill. We certainly like all things creative here at Musings. Good luck on your ventures!
JM: Anytime my fine feathered friends.
Editor's Note: Apparently Josh eats regularly, no worries.Aliases: JMcCray, Jmac, JrainalldayMCray, Mi (yes, he tried posing as me once..see for yourself --->)
____BEGIN TRANSMISSION_______
Mi: Josh, thanks for taking the time to answer a couple questions for the MoT nation. Not posessing much artistic talent myself, such vivid pieces always awe me. It is incredible how you convey your creative imagination to paper (or other medium). What's your secret?
JM: All it takes is a good dose of boredom, a set of Faber-Castell pens, and a nice piece of paper.
Mi: I don't think i'm treating my looseleaf well enough, my blobs are blobs my stick people..yeah.blobs..anyways Have you always wanted to be a graphic designer, or in some artistic field?
JM: Ever since I came in contact with Threadless.com.
Mi: Hah yeah, you and your crazy threadless shirts, I see you're wearing one now. That pink one you always tried to hide under your polos was great. Onwards...When I write a blog post, I draw my inspiration from random events that I muse about that day, and then build off of it. What inspires your work?
JM: Fairy Tales, the Bible.. I like [to] manipulate stories.. Add my own twist.
 |
| Little Red- Joshua McCray |
Mi: Yeah, there's a lot of vivid stories to draw from there, and obviously it wouldn't be you if you didn't add your own somethin somethin. If you were to try to pindown your artwork into one of those mystical categries, which would it be?
JM: Graphic Illustration. I like to find a combination between easy to read story telling and detailed illustration.
Mi: Hahah, dude sometimes, I have no clue what your goats are doing in your drawings,
but it's alright you're telling the story of your craziness. And by the way, amazing job at McCrayfish.com. Did you create the site yourself, code and such?
JM: Well, she's currently under construction. I'm working on building McCrayfish.com using Wordpress as a CMS.
Mi: Aha, I've dabbled in HTML and such, and that's just not me, too tedious. Maybe if this she takes off. Could you tell us which piece your most proud of over at McCrayfish.com?
JM: Being an artist, my "favorite" piece is ever changing. Never content.
Mi: Well, I think DeMi agree that this is our favorite piece. Have you done any freelance work?
JM:I've done work for The Wisconsin Juniors Volleyball club, and Revolution student ministries, to name a few.
JM: Well, she's currently under construction. I'm working on building McCrayfish.com using Wordpress as a CMS.
Mi: Aha, I've dabbled in HTML and such, and that's just not me, too tedious. Maybe if this she takes off. Could you tell us which piece your most proud of over at McCrayfish.com?
JM: Being an artist, my "favorite" piece is ever changing. Never content.
Mi: Well, I think DeMi agree that this is our favorite piece. Have you done any freelance work?
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| Goat's Vengeance- Joshua McCray |
JM:I've done work for The Wisconsin Juniors Volleyball club, and Revolution student ministries, to name a few.
Mi: Nice eclectic mix of freelancing stuff, Mrs. Neimi would be proud. Thanks for letting us showcase some of your artwork and skill. We certainly like all things creative here at Musings. Good luck on your ventures!
JM: Anytime my fine feathered friends.
______END TRANSMISSION_________
Note: as McCrayfish.com is under construction you can locate a lot of Josh's work over at his DeviantArt page: http://thelastsoldierofgndr.deviantart.com/gallery/
-Mi
Friday, February 18, 2011
Musingsontap's Hotline
I set up various ads around UNC's dining hall featuring our blog and it's phone number, so people could call/text in utterly ridiculous things, and well, we were lucky enough to be graced by a patron from Charlotte, NC.
The following conversation is unaltered in anyway except to hide the person's phone number (for obvious reasons...)
Moving forward like Toyota. (I'd like one Avalon please)
Moving forward like Toyota. (I'd like one Avalon please)
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