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Showing posts with label Eminem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eminem. Show all posts

Friday, November 16, 2012

New Music News

What the hell is going on 2012? I've been really disappointed in your music so far. I mean, we all have five weeks left to live and yet at this moment, Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, Taylor Swift and the Gangnam style guy are all in the top 15 of the Billboard Hot 100 Songs. Actually, I can't hate on Taylor Swift this time, but I can hate myself. Her new single "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" is super catchy and I hate myself because I don't shut it off when it comes on the radio.

But I have come today bringing good tidings of great music, because there are some awesome things in the making:


Eminem:

If you don't like Eminem, it's not him, it's you. He may say some things that offend you, but you have to respect his talent. Unfortunately for hip-hop, his talent hasn't been around much lately, as his last release was two and half years ago.

On 11/19, Rihanna's new album, Unapologetic will be released and with it, Eminem resurfaces as a featured artist on the song "Numb". However, Mr. Marshall is not the biggest story here; Chris Brown, yup that Chris Brown, is also featured on the album. I really hope he was very careful choosing his words for this song. If not, critics and fans will come up with some very mean, albeit very clever things to say.

On 12/11, Eminem will again be featured, this time on a single by Wisconsin's own Skylar Grey, titled, "C'mon Let Me Ride". Eminem is also an executive producer for the album that will follow this single.




Kid Cudi:

Staying within the rap genre, Kid Cudi is going to release the album Indicud in early 2013. One song I've heard from this album, "King Wizard", is a huge step in the right direction for him and I hope to hear more like it on the rest of Indicud. Cudi has always had an unmistakable rapper's voice, yet his voice is really unique and distinguishable. Also his lyrics are above average and his cadences are refreshing. Still, I've always felt like Cudi's hooks needed some developing and I think the hook in "King Wizard" shows a good deal artistic maturity. Hype aside, the album should be unprecedented and a departure from his previous work.


blink-182:

After news broke that blink-182 had split with their label to go the independent route (pretty badass move I think), they surprised fans with the news of a new album, through various tweets from the band about recording in February of next year. It's such a big surprise because it's only been a little over a year since the release of their sixth studio album Neighborhoods. But, the band claims it has a new found agility after leaving Interscope, so hopefully this leads to a faster, more energetic album with perhaps a less melancholic tone than Neighborhoods or self-titled, while still maintaining the lyrical progress they've made since the days of Take Off Your Pants and Jacket. Then they announced, again via twitter (which is becoming their official press release), they were recording this month and releasing an EP before the end of the year as a Christmas present to blink fans everywhere.

Here are some of last week's photos of the band's most recent recording sessions:




(A prize will be awarded to anyone who can tell me what these lyrics are before the EP's release)



^DeMi is just a little pumped for this EP.

Here is the most recent article with news about the EP, set to be released December 18th.
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1697322/blink-182-mark-hoppus-new-ep.jhtml


Angels & Airwaves:

Tom DeLonge is the busiest dude alive. Shortly after blink's announcement of a new EP, Tom tweeted about a new music video for a new song "Diary", dedicated to Critter. The one and only Jeff "Critter" Newell was Tom's former sound engineer, who died on New Year's Eve last year at the young age of 45. He is often credited with helping Angels & Airwaves find their unique sound and because of this, the band thinks of him as their fifth member. His very next tweet announced an upcoming double EP for AVA, named Stomping the Phantom Brake Pedal, also coming out December 18th.

Information about the double EP, including bundle contents, track list and prices can be found here:
http://www.angelsandairwaves.com/

Diary Official Music Video

-De

Sunday, June 24, 2012

The MoT Top 10: The Nineteenth

Top 10 Lyrics Used in Conversation

10) "set fire to the rain"- Adele

Let's do this! set fire to the rain, bitches!

9) "i'ma pick the world up"- Lil Wayne

1: Dawg, what you gon' do?
2: Bitch, i'ma pick the world up and i'ma drop it on your fuckin' head

8) "You spin my head right round" - Flo Rida

1: You, spin my head!
2: In what fashion?
1: Right round, of course!

7) "na na na na na na na"- blink-182


1: Guurl, do you like my weave?
2: na na na na na na na

6) "too strung out on compliments"- Drake

1: So why couldn't Joey make it to the gathering?
2: Alas, the poor chap is too strung out on compliments.
1: For shame.

5) "it's getting hot in here"- Nelly

1: Dude, why are you taking off all your clothes?
2: It's getting hot in herre...I am getting so hot.

4) "these are my confessions" - Usher
1: Girl, we need talk to talk.
2: Yeah!?
1: These are my confesssions..
2: Oh my god! I am so..caught up
1: Please don't...let it burn

3) "two trailer park girls" - Eminem
1: Yo, who'd you hook up with last night?
2: Two trailer park girls
1: Where?
2: Round the outside
1: Round the outside?
2: ROUND THE OUTSIDE!!

2) "starships were meant to fly" Nicki Minaj
The DMV told me my ride wasn't street legal, but I was like, fuck that! STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLY!

1) "and now you're in my way"- Carly Rae Jepsen

1: Hey, I just met you.
2: Yeah crazy, and now you're in my way.


-DeMi






Sunday, April 15, 2012

The MoT Top 10: The Twelfth

Top 10 Things to Announce Over an Intercom

Alright, so we've all been in this situation: Unguarded intercom in a grocery store, hospital, DMV, what have you, and you are really tempted to use it. Well today we present to you a list to help you when you are presented with these rare situations. 

10) At an Amusement Park:: 
ALL HANDS NEEDED FOR CLEAN UP UNDER THE SWASHBUCKLER, BIOHAZARD SUITS REQUIRED!

9) At the Fast Food Drive-Thru: (Requires commandeering one of the head sets)
Don't worry, just because I'm in the bathroom doesn't mean your order won't be made on time.

8) At the Supermarket: 
ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT OUR COUNTRY IS AT SECURITY LEVEL ORANGE. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE YOUR ORANGES UNATTENDED! IF YOU SEE ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY REGARDING YOUR ORANGE OR OTHERS' ORANGES PLEASE REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY!

7) At an Army Base: 
WELCOME TO BOOT CAMP! IN THE NEXT 8 WEEKS WE WILL BE MAKING BOOTS OF ALL SORTS, DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?

6) At the Ballpark:
WHO"S ON SECOND? NO REALLY GUYS! WHO THE HELL IS COVERING SECOND, THESE GUYS'S HAVE BEEN STEALING ALL DAY!

5) At School:
WILL THE INSPIRED INDIVIDUAL WHO TEEPEED MRS. EMERSON'S ROOM ALONG WITH A GENEROUS SIDE OF EGGING PLEASE REPORT TO THE PARKING LOT AFTER SCHOOL TO RECEIVE YOUR AWARD!

4) At the Airport: 
We will now be detaining all the white people. Y'all look extra pale today.

3) At the Museum:
There is no need for alarm, Ben Stiller was never here.

2) At the Club:
Will the real SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP.
(Show yourself out the door on this one)

1) At the DMV:
We are now towing cars 292-300. Have a nice day!



Sorry for the clusterfuck (thank you and you're welcome, Nick) of CAPS. Things are funnier when you yell them. Try it sometime.

-DeMi



Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Em!

It's the lyrical cynical sinister minister Shady.
Recovery
will the deciding factor of the remainder of Eminem's career. The greatest risk Marshall is taking is that people have really responded to his disturbed adolescent temperament, but with this new album, he vows to own up to his past failures and come through for his fans. Eminem's career has been a composition convincing people that he doesn't give a fuck, but to those who have been able to listen past Dre's monotonous beats, Eminem has always cared about one thing, his fans. I think this is what Em is getting at with this new release and his greatest risk could yield his greatest reward. Even more than misery, triumph loves company and I hope he will be venerated for overcoming the most shady sides of slim.
On a completely separate but not totally unrelated note; new Pretzel M&M's are the best thing since the forbidden fruit, I shit you not.

-De

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