It's a great day for America! (Read in Craig Ferguson's voice)
Today marks the return of the MoT Top 10!
Jubilee by Mi
Unorthodox Preface to Jubilee by Mi
In no way doth Jubilee refer to the Queen of England. As a minor preamble or aside I would like to make that clear. It is known that the Supreme Reigner of the Britons enjoys her Diamond Jubilees, but again this minor word association that casually sprang to your tongue is in fact coincidental (and I forgive you). I realize that the Top 10 might contain a minor jab at a Queen, coincidentally from the same country as that Queen...
Even further and more to the needletip we delve in to the awe-inspiring rhyme scheme of the work of art itself. The ABA CDD scheme verily sends tremors that transcend the poetic world. It is not a mere coincidence that Edgar or Emily are proverbially "rolling in their graves", because in fact this ground breaking moment might just give them reason enough to wake up.
This third and last paragraph, yet never bland, is reserved for all my haters. Yu said I couldn't pull of an unorthodox preface to a poem that is longer than the actual poem, well poo to you. Thei said I would not be able to adopt a giraffe, well read up on the new statutes on importing goods specifically Statute 156.3.C regarding spott-ed or strip-ed (read stripe ed) sub-saharan-African-creatures. I don't want to have haters that can't even read. I want hipster, barista, haters that hated before there were emotions.
Jubilee O Jubilee there will be had
If this list turns out
and isn't bad.
Woketh from the blue
so scream and shout
New Top 10 is finally out!
Today marks the return of the MoT Top 10!
Jubilee by Mi
Unorthodox Preface to Jubilee by Mi
In no way doth Jubilee refer to the Queen of England. As a minor preamble or aside I would like to make that clear. It is known that the Supreme Reigner of the Britons enjoys her Diamond Jubilees, but again this minor word association that casually sprang to your tongue is in fact coincidental (and I forgive you). I realize that the Top 10 might contain a minor jab at a Queen, coincidentally from the same country as that Queen...
Even further and more to the needletip we delve in to the awe-inspiring rhyme scheme of the work of art itself. The ABA CDD scheme verily sends tremors that transcend the poetic world. It is not a mere coincidence that Edgar or Emily are proverbially "rolling in their graves", because in fact this ground breaking moment might just give them reason enough to wake up.
This third and last paragraph, yet never bland, is reserved for all my haters. Yu said I couldn't pull of an unorthodox preface to a poem that is longer than the actual poem, well poo to you. Thei said I would not be able to adopt a giraffe, well read up on the new statutes on importing goods specifically Statute 156.3.C regarding spott-ed or strip-ed (read stripe ed) sub-saharan-African-creatures. I don't want to have haters that can't even read. I want hipster, barista, haters that hated before there were emotions.
Jubilee O Jubilee there will be had
If this list turns out
and isn't bad.
Woketh from the blue
so scream and shout
New Top 10 is finally out!
Top 10 Worst Things to Collect
9) Facebook friends (a virtual social life is synonymous to an imaginary one)
8) STDs, STI's...acronyms really
7) Get out of jail free cards
6) Pounds: fat, British and hashtags #calmthefuckdownwiththosethings
5) Countries (ask the Queen of England, she has plenty of free time)
4) Airbud sequels
3) Lawn gnomes
2) Condoms (everyone will know you're not having sex)
1) Calls
-DeMi
3) Lawn gnomes
2) Condoms (everyone will know you're not having sex)
1) Calls
Wait what?
-DeMi
