The Making of a MoT Top 10

Waaaaay back when DeMi used to write Top 10s on a weekly basis, we usually brainstormed over late-night phone conversations. The eleventh MoT Top 10, however, we discussed over Facebook instead. It is the creation of that Top 10 we would like to share. Below is the beginning of that conversation and the entirety of it is embedded as well as provided through a link to the same Google Doc.

Mi

De

april is gonna be the month to smash records brah
alright which top 10 do you wanna do?



I want to do.....
what are my options

the current one,
any other one you think of

not at the moment mon frere
we stopped doing the stick to the man one right



go to a bar order a cocktail on the rocks, finish it, take it outside and sell the melted ice to minors
do you have a good one for that?



no

ah lol
Top 10 Things Toddlers Don't Have to Worry About

ooooh
shitting their pants

sucking tits



regularly
toddlers?
tho



peeing on trees
loll
yeah you're right

we can change it to babies

Easter is on Sunday
Top 10 Things Jesus Would Not Do

uh oh

lol

Picket Funerals

1) Mary Magdelene

ohhhhhhhh
nice lol

thanks

secular
easter bunnies

wear shoes

lol

wear pants



swim

speak in ebonics

catch only one fish

lol

alright we're doing this one


https://drive.google.com/?pli=1&authuser=0#my-drive




New Top 10 coming this Sunday!

-DeMi

The MoT Top 10: The Eleventh

Top 10 Things Jesus Wouldn't Do

From MoT Nation, we present, with pleasure, the Aaron that is all Mann:

10) Impressions

9) See a doctor

8) Drink cheap wine

7) Go fishing and only catch one fish

6) Wear pants

5) Simon Says

4) Beget

3) Read this blog

2) Swim

1) Mary Magdalene


Thanks Aaron, you're the best!

-DeMi

The MoT Top 10: The Third

Top 10 Non-Sexual Ways to Please Yo Guurl This Valentine's Day

10) Have non-sex. Cuddle. Then cuddle some more.

9) Take a grenade for her...

8) Role play with her, but with the sole intent of being charades champs at the next couples' night.

7) Write her a poem; take any of these as a template! Love Poems!

6) Save flowers,. plant (her) a rosebush.

5) Compliment her, wear some earrings that match her dress.

4) Buy a chocolate factory and give her a golden ticket.

3) Get her oven warmed up, turn on her stove, butter her muffin...and make her dinner.

2) Go out dancing, leave room for Jesus, Buddha, Confucius, Mohammed, Ganesha, and well just dance.

1) Serenade her, but DO NOT marinade her.




Or perhaps you can think of other non-sexual, yet titillating, things yo gurl would enjoy.

And MoT Nation, here is a bonus list! Consider it our Valentine's Day gift to you! Cause well,

"You're Awesome"

Top 10 Ways to Not Have Sex on Valentine's Day

10) Turn on as many lights as possible.

9) Keep talking about how bloated you are.

8) Be yourself.

7) Get yourself fitted for a chastity belt.

6) Go to jail...wait nevermind.

6) Witness to her/him, make sure to include literature.

5) End every story with "and that's the way the cookie crumbles".

4) Eunuchize!

3) Constantly assure him/her you don't have an STD.

2) Take your toupee/wig off and comb it. Like so.

1) Wear suspenders, Urkelize!

-DeMi