Jan 24th, 2011
Tomorrow night Mr Barrack Obama will address the country in the traditional State of the Union address. Tomorrow night our local channels will be flooded with Obama's image, and we will hear..nothing new. We will watch, however. We will listen and continue to affirm our faith in Obama's campaign, or listen carefully to his words and try to pick them apart. Albeit split, every American hopes to hear evidence that the state of our union will improve. The State of the Union is not a breaking news press conference where Obama will reveal that we can now harness the energy of the tides (Plus 1 clean-green job for the moon, good luck getting that W-2 form there though...also healthcare's gonna be a bitch). I see it as a rallying speech for Americans, so that in the hour while Obama lays out the "plan" and drops morale boosting key-words our pessimistic feelings might be lifted.
Who knows, perhaps Mr. Moon and Obama cracked out a deal. I will be watching tomorrow night, but not with bates of breath.
Of course unrelated..the coolest person ever got me glow-n-the-dark shoelaces. So glow in the dark I believe they have some dark energy that allow them to glow-n-the-light.
Other brief- De's solo singing career is taking off. Today he dropped his cover/mix of Angel and Airwaves' Hallucinations and Flight of Apollo. Personally I think dmoney's performance, and his lack of whiny West Coast articulation makes this track excellently enjoyable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bljfebqVhTs
And lastlike.
GO PACK GO!!!!!
-Mi
Monday, January 24, 2011
Friday, January 7, 2011
no title is sufficient
Here it is, the of course highly anticipated list of apps more useful than the pimple popper app, an app that I recently discovered and was forced to download so that I could more completely make fun of it. First, in order to gain perspective or perhaps for me to brainwash you, here is a couple reasons not to take the time to press "install".
-It can lead to an, obsessive approach to your own appearance, being that this app is actually a game that has you search for the pimples on the cartoon's face.
-It promotes a habit that is detrimental to the long-term health of your skin, since anyone who has ever developed acne scars knows that popping is the cause.
Also if you paid for this, oh, no need to address this audience, as there is no way you have the ability to read, let alone the capacity to understand this blog at this level of dumbassness.
The Apps:
Shut-up Sarah Palin app, for obvious reasons (this app has mute and elevator music options for any Sarah Palin-like noise in the room).
Justin Bieber app..... my bad, this is exponentially worse. I don't mean to jump on the anti-Justin Bieber bandwagon, which at this point is more of a band-caravan, and with good reason. I want to interview Mr. Usher Raymond, an artist who I consider the heir to throne of the king of pop, to ask what he is trying to prove with Justin Bieber. Finding a sixteen year old whose balls haven't dropped yet is not good enough of a reason. Some I'm sure would accuse me of being jealous, so to you 14 year old girls I say, I am jealous; I am jealous that someone with considerably less talent than the majority of my college choir gets a disgusting amount of attention. In short, dammit and you suck, Usher and Justin Bieber, respectively..........lwl.
Paper Towel app, for feelings of malice toward your touchscreen, or maybe you have a really stupid friend and a really cruel sense of humor
Feel free to submit any more useless app ideas either here or on our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=114967765217583; the Justin Bieber hating grew tiring.
Pre-afterthought: We, the Mi and me, have been submitting some videos to our Facebook friends, and were going to start a vlogging "experience", or something, called "The So Late it's Early Show", however this has been taken, by multiple groups, actually, which I suppose makes it seem less clever. Anyway, we will conjure up something, to make our musings even more available to you.
Afterthought: Craig Ferguson is funny in an ironic way; it's ironic that David Letterman is a comedian.
Post Afterthought: Irony requires false analogies.
-De
-It can lead to an, obsessive approach to your own appearance, being that this app is actually a game that has you search for the pimples on the cartoon's face.
-It promotes a habit that is detrimental to the long-term health of your skin, since anyone who has ever developed acne scars knows that popping is the cause.
Also if you paid for this, oh, no need to address this audience, as there is no way you have the ability to read, let alone the capacity to understand this blog at this level of dumbassness.
The Apps:
Shut-up Sarah Palin app, for obvious reasons (this app has mute and elevator music options for any Sarah Palin-like noise in the room).
Justin Bieber app..... my bad, this is exponentially worse. I don't mean to jump on the anti-Justin Bieber bandwagon, which at this point is more of a band-caravan, and with good reason. I want to interview Mr. Usher Raymond, an artist who I consider the heir to throne of the king of pop, to ask what he is trying to prove with Justin Bieber. Finding a sixteen year old whose balls haven't dropped yet is not good enough of a reason. Some I'm sure would accuse me of being jealous, so to you 14 year old girls I say, I am jealous; I am jealous that someone with considerably less talent than the majority of my college choir gets a disgusting amount of attention. In short, dammit and you suck, Usher and Justin Bieber, respectively..........lwl.
Paper Towel app, for feelings of malice toward your touchscreen, or maybe you have a really stupid friend and a really cruel sense of humor
Feel free to submit any more useless app ideas either here or on our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=114967765217583; the Justin Bieber hating grew tiring.
Pre-afterthought: We, the Mi and me, have been submitting some videos to our Facebook friends, and were going to start a vlogging "experience", or something, called "The So Late it's Early Show", however this has been taken, by multiple groups, actually, which I suppose makes it seem less clever. Anyway, we will conjure up something, to make our musings even more available to you.
Afterthought: Craig Ferguson is funny in an ironic way; it's ironic that David Letterman is a comedian.
Post Afterthought: Irony requires false analogies.
-De
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