If you clicked and were expecting a compromising picture of De you can Snapchat him, and work that out between you two.
I have known this for awhile now, and after much consideration I think it is time for the world to know. It is time to release this well-kept secret. I am certain that most will not believe mi, but I assure you these are 100% facts.
Some backstory
De a.k.a whiteface (no seriously, in North Korea they gave him the epithet "whiteface", because when everyone had the same jumpsuit uniform on he clearly stood out because of his "white face). How whiteface came to America? Well not many really know. He tells most that it was by hardwork and perseverance, but as it will be presently revealed. Whiteface is in the direct lineage of Kim Jung Il, or more concisely he is Il's son and Un's younger brother. Exhale. Finally.
Some more backstory
Whiteface is in fact Korean. He was just unfortunately born, well white. There really is no explanation for it. Some say that this is all part of Kim Jong Un's legacy- Kim Jong Un can have white children at will. Mr. Un lacked some foresight and realized no matter his fertile omnipotence it wasn't proper to have a white child. So in the dead of night. De was strapped to a Russian rocket and shot about 75 meters to sea where the South Koreans picked him up. Whiteface was immensely lucky he is white, since the South Koreans thought it was some Western dignitaries kidnapped child they just saved. Nope. As the they shopped the small child around the United Nations floor to see if anyone would claim him, a Sicilian man motioned to the Koreans. Not understanding each other in the slightest the Koreans gave the Sicilian man the child when in fact all he wanted was a smoke. The Sicilian interpreter then sent whiteface to go live in America with his distant cousins in Illinois.
Aside
I can see that your mind is wrought with skepticism. So many bold claims. Why did the Sicilian man not have his own cigarettes? I'll go piece by piece.
First and foremost it is important to note that De has always had an affinity for the late Kim Jong Il. In fact he was so much in denial when his father died that he made this post about it. Not to mention he adored his father so much he claimed over twenty ridiculous feats for his dear papa.
You might be also wondering, "no way did a North Korean rocket travel 75 meters." I'll admit this one is kind of hard to believe myself. But upon further review it was actually a Russian rocket they employed.
How did he survive the fall in to the sea? Don't be ridiculous is father is Kim Jong Il, whiteface would have been a demigod.
Why didn't the Sicilian have his own cigarettes on hand at the United Nations meeting? I can foresee receiving tons of flak for this one. Probably the biggest hole in my whole story. But see that day they were training new maids at the hotel the ambassadors were staying at. They simply got a little greedy and stole his pack of smokes. The ones I have salvaged and took a picture for you all as proof.
And so there it is. Airtight. Open and shut case on how De a.k.a. whiteface is North Korean and Kim Jong Il's son.
-Mi
I have known this for awhile now, and after much consideration I think it is time for the world to know. It is time to release this well-kept secret. I am certain that most will not believe mi, but I assure you these are 100% facts.
Some backstory
De a.k.a whiteface (no seriously, in North Korea they gave him the epithet "whiteface", because when everyone had the same jumpsuit uniform on he clearly stood out because of his "white face). How whiteface came to America? Well not many really know. He tells most that it was by hardwork and perseverance, but as it will be presently revealed. Whiteface is in the direct lineage of Kim Jung Il, or more concisely he is Il's son and Un's younger brother. Exhale. Finally.
Some more backstory
Whiteface is in fact Korean. He was just unfortunately born, well white. There really is no explanation for it. Some say that this is all part of Kim Jong Un's legacy- Kim Jong Un can have white children at will. Mr. Un lacked some foresight and realized no matter his fertile omnipotence it wasn't proper to have a white child. So in the dead of night. De was strapped to a Russian rocket and shot about 75 meters to sea where the South Koreans picked him up. Whiteface was immensely lucky he is white, since the South Koreans thought it was some Western dignitaries kidnapped child they just saved. Nope. As the they shopped the small child around the United Nations floor to see if anyone would claim him, a Sicilian man motioned to the Koreans. Not understanding each other in the slightest the Koreans gave the Sicilian man the child when in fact all he wanted was a smoke. The Sicilian interpreter then sent whiteface to go live in America with his distant cousins in Illinois.
Aside
I can see that your mind is wrought with skepticism. So many bold claims. Why did the Sicilian man not have his own cigarettes? I'll go piece by piece.
First and foremost it is important to note that De has always had an affinity for the late Kim Jong Il. In fact he was so much in denial when his father died that he made this post about it. Not to mention he adored his father so much he claimed over twenty ridiculous feats for his dear papa.
You might be also wondering, "no way did a North Korean rocket travel 75 meters." I'll admit this one is kind of hard to believe myself. But upon further review it was actually a Russian rocket they employed.
How did he survive the fall in to the sea? Don't be ridiculous is father is Kim Jong Il, whiteface would have been a demigod.
Why didn't the Sicilian have his own cigarettes on hand at the United Nations meeting? I can foresee receiving tons of flak for this one. Probably the biggest hole in my whole story. But see that day they were training new maids at the hotel the ambassadors were staying at. They simply got a little greedy and stole his pack of smokes. The ones I have salvaged and took a picture for you all as proof.
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And so there it is. Airtight. Open and shut case on how De a.k.a. whiteface is North Korean and Kim Jong Il's son.
-Mi
