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Welcome one and all exclusively to Musings on Tap! Our doctrine is that all thought is free thought (we even share tea;)). Download at your leisure and be comforted that ideas will never die. The purpose is to incite thought and revolutionize ideas. We, the authors, yet never finishers, share different perspectives on life and so this blog will indeed be two-dimensional. Topics will be humorous and perhaps quite silly. Topics will be serious and perhaps quite morbid. Sentences will even contain unparalleled parallel structure. Oh and we cater:).

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Kim Jong Il

Breaking:

Kim Jong Il is not dead. Kim Jong Il is more alive.

He would've told us if he was going to die.

--DeMi

Saturday, December 17, 2011

DeMi does the Spongebob

Yeah check the video
kinda trippy, we know.

We're not that crazy about LMFAO, we promise. Their songs are pretty catchy I do admit.

Enjoy.

-DeMi

Sunday, December 4, 2011

The One Where De Interviews Mi

Get to know Mi a little Better.......maybe a little too well. There's only one way to find out:


What are you going to do first when you're filthy rich? 

Buy Kohler so I can get one of those NICEASS showers so I can clean myself. Yeah one of those 5 nozzled showers would be awesome. Honestly though, I would travel a lot while I was still relatively young and pliable. But when I got bored of jetsetting I'd go back to the states and do something really cool. I would really like to start my own company in the industry of Awesome.


What is a recent lesson you have learned?

There isn't a substitute for what you truly want. Settling is for pilgrims.

Put that on a shirt and wear it.


From what or whom do you derive your inspiration?


From everything I hear, read or watch that I find interesting, funny or relevant. There's not really one person that's a driving factor. I mean my friends are pretty awesome. But naturally I chose them because they're similar to me. So yeah, I pretty much inspire myself. Post-Joke Alert

If there really was a formula for success, what would the variable(s) be?

Terrible question. That's totally setting me up. I mean, you don't believe there is one so why would I?

But because all I do is please. I will deliver with manyfold cliches.
Follow your heart
Do dice and do not chop your onions
What worked for Rebecca Black will probably not work for you.

ok ok.

Success can be measured by the goals you set out for yourself and whether or not you attain them. If you don't have any goals is it a life of constant success? No, because, that's not the way it works. You'll want a bigger success. A chubbier happier success

Would you rather be king, president, prime minister, sultan, emperor, or grand poobah?

 King. But I wouldn't be a dick king. Nor would I be the king of all dicks. But it would be pretty cool to have that much power and to have a castle. Also If I were king I'd be able give myself whatever name I wanted...sooo checkmate


How do you like your eggs?
 Scrambled. Every time. Unless someone makes them differently than that's cool too. But I always like my eggs to have a little company like bacon or something. I used to do ketchup when I was littler, I'd eat that up.


If you could better at one thing what would you choose? 

Being less lazy. So much would get done...so much. I think I would naturally get better at things because I would just put in that extra effort. Probably not a ton, but who knows.


If you could be one superhero for a day, what would your favorite breakfast cereal? (You thought)


 Special K

Superhero->Superman->S->Special->K->Kyrptonite

Do that with any other cereal


Have you ever considered making nicepants?

 Nah dawg. Nicepants aren't something you mass produce. The reason they're nice is that they're not ubitiqitous. Nicepants are not for everyone.

-DeMi

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