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Sunday, May 27, 2012

The MoT Top 10: The Sixteenth

We understand there has been a moratorium in the Top 10. DeMi do not apologize.

Top 10 Unexplainable Phenomenons

10) That a disproportionate number of people know of Justin Bieber. And further, that his net worth is 112 million.

9) Conan O'Brien's Hair


8) Juice that contains 0% juice..."I can't believe it's not juice!"

 (That's what the Commish said to Ryan Braun)

7) Nipples on men.

6) 90% of the History Channel doesn't live up to its name. Swamp People anyone?

5) $14 Trillion worth of debt with no plan of paying it back

4) Gay men and receding hairlines

3) Old people driving Buicks
2) That people still give their kids bowl cuts. When were they ever a good idea?

Yes, this is Aaron Carter. Here's looking at you JBiebs.

1) The amount of incompetent people with drivers licenses.


-DeMi

Sunday, May 13, 2012

The MoT Top 10: The Fifteenth

Top 10 Things Mothers Are Better At

A very happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there! DeMi are certainly grateful to have such wonderful role models in their lives.

10) Remembering where you last put your whatsit or whosit. So many times did they come through in the clutch five minutes before leaving for school.

9) Making food. Even if it's Kraft Mac and Cheese, her's is best. They've been good at it since you were breast feeding..'nuff said.

8) Doing your elementary school project. It's second grade and you have to make a model of a typical Native American abode..and your parent's can "help"....right...

7) Giving you lists of things to do when you have "too much free time". Mop the floors, mow the lawn, dust the shelves, clean the bathroom, wax your dad's head..wait what?

6) Giving you fun ideas by telling you what not to do. Sorry Mom.

5) Making staying home sick from school so awesome

4) Telling you really embarrassing stories about your dad

3) Reminding you that you're not as ugly as you think you are. "Because every kid is beautiful in their mother's eyes."

2) Forgiving you. Crashed the car? Might be grounded for "eternity", but that roof over your head sure is nice.

1) Teaching you important life lessons. Who else is going to teach you how to hotwire a car, or pickpocket people on the subway? But really, their countless platitudes might get annoying at times, but you know they've always got your back.

-DeMi


Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Amendment One

Yesterday, the state of North Carolina voted in favor of Amendment One in a rather large margin, 61% in favor to 39% against. For all you non Carolinians, Amendment One is an amendment to North Carolina's constitution that says marriage will only be recognized by the state if it is only between a man and a woman. In addition, it breaks up domestic partnerships, even heterosexual ones.

What this discussion always reverts back to is religion. With NC located in the "bible belt" it doesn't really come as a surprise. What is irritating, however, is that civil liberties, historically, are often struck down by religious beliefs of some sort or another. Discrimination propagated by religion dates back to the very first days of organized religion. It is a simple exercise to see this without even looking in to the history books. Most religious groups form a group and then cast out everyone else as "other". The "other" can have varying degrees of "bad" but they are not good, because they don't follow the set of the beliefs that the dominant religious group believes in. So there is an inherent inner discrimination towards the "others" that also distances the two apart. This instinctive discrimination by the religious group can only be seen as "right" because they are "normal" and their whole lives have only known what "normal" is.

We can apply some of this same logic to the justification of slavery.. Here is the logic that most likely went through some of these bigots' heads. I am an upstanding Christian. These people are black. They are nothing like me, they are not "normal". I am right, they are wrong, I own them religiously.

Same with women. (From the perspective of a man). Women were made from Men. Women should defer to Men. They are different, and therefore not "right". I own them in whatever way I can justify it.

Those might be gross generalizations, but remarkably it still holds today. (From the perspective of a straight person) I am straight, this is normal. I am taught homosexuality is wrong in the bible, and I feel that it is "wrong". Therefore I own their rights by outvoting them and don't feel bad because I am of higher moral standing.

Historically, the pressures of civil liberties groups have caused many Christian groups to change their stances on these very polarized issues. What was seen as "normal" years ago is now seen as downright oppressive and wrong. I know that 60 years from now gay rights will fall in this same category..pretty pathetic

It's funny because there's supposed to be a separation of church and state, but when the majority of politicians and voters are Christian there is hardly a separation. So my challenge for all those staunchly opposed to gay marriage is to first ask yourself: are you okay with interracial marriage? The answer is most likely yes. Now why aren't you okay with gay marriage in the sense of the law? Should you even able to make that sort of a decision for somebody else at the state or federal level? Because, no one is arguing to change the definition of what it says in the Bible. Last time I checked secular law doesn't change the practices or beliefs of a religion.

So now if you take the two apart and are still opposed to gay marriage in the sense of the law, that just makes you selfish and unloving of thy neighbors who are "normal" in their own right as they too were "created by God".

Go ahead, argue with me.
email is dehomi@gmail.com
or you know where to find me on facebook.

-Mi

Sunday, May 6, 2012

On Wisconsin: Open Letter to Dean Berquam

Today we feature another guest-poster, Patrick from the University of Wisconsin-Madison. This will become evident later, but for that lone reader in Iran, we're here for you. The Mifflin Street part has been a long standing tradition for the University since the 1970's, and it first started out as a protest against the Vietnam War. Now, it's an excuse to drink. But it all comes down to the same thing..freedom.

Anyways, Patrick, take it away.

-DeMi

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  • Awhile back, you guys asked me if I would like to write something for MoT. Madison's Dean of Students has made public her opinion on the Mifflin Street Block Party, with a video, and an e-mail to follow up. I replied to her e-mail. Below is a link to her video(first posted), then her e-mail, then my e-mail.

    "
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f13Oz3IvrHk

    Students, 

    By now, I'm sure you've probably heard my feelings about May 5th
    Mifflin Street block party. Or seen the autotune or dubstep remixes.

    My video debut wasn't elegant, but I want you to know that I've spent the past
    week listening to your feedback about the event and how approach it this year,
    and in the future. Today, I have a few final thoughts about it, and you're free
    to agree or disagree with them. But I continue this conversation for one reason:
    As dean, I'm always concerned for your safety.

    I continue to believe there are many better things you could do with your
    Saturday than spend it at an outdoor drinking party. If you need inspiration,
    head to the lakes, go to the farmers' market or take a look at our campus events
    calendar: <http://today.wisc.edu/events/day/2012-05-05>

    I also understand that some students plan to attend the event, and I respect
    your right to decide. By this point, I think you're are aware of the risks
    involved, particularly after last year's serious issues. My goal is to see you
    stay safe while you're here and then go out and do great things in the world.

    I'd ask you to observe the city's rules of the event and listen to police and
    city officials. As you know, you could be liable for fines and my office will
    review your conduct should you be cited. You can find more information about how
    to stay safe here: <http://safeu.wisc.edu/protect/halloween-mifflin.html>

    Lastly, I'd ask you to honor everyone's right to live and feel safe in the
    Madison community, including fellow students and campus neighbors. Mixing
    Mifflin with ethnic stereotypes related to Cinco de Mayo isn't funny, and is
    actually offensive to many members of our campus community. Before you go out
    this weekend, ask yourself: By combining this event with Cinco de Mayo, are you
    honoring a culture, or are you reinforcing cultural stereotypes?

    Please look out for your friends and fellow students. Take care of one another
    this weekend and through the rest of this semester.

    Thanks for listening,

    Lori Berquam 
    Dean of Students"



    Dean Berquam,

    I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for sharing your opinions with the student body, as well as describe to you my views on the matter, so that you may learn the perspective of a student here at the UW. In doing so, I hope to explain my perceptions on how the MAJORITY of the student body views the Mifflin Street Block Party.

    First, I would like to begin with thanks. Although I must sadly admit that I do not believe that most students care, I would like you to know that I feel blessed that my dean of students cares so deeply about my future, as well as the futures of those around me. I am very lucky to be able to say that my family has never fallen short in expressing their support for me, but this luck does not befall all of my peers. Selflessness is most certainly a virtue, and you show your selflessness through your passion for your students. The world often lacks this kindness, and I thank you for employing it.

    Now, on to the Mifflin Street Block Party. I believe that the MAJORITY of students do not see the party as an excuse to break the law without reprimand. This stigma comes partly from those who travel to our campus from nearby (or not so nearby) schools and high schools. I feel--and this may be an instance where I am not speaking for the majority--that an ever increasing proportion of these "visitors" are not under the same impressions as the typical student.

    It is my understanding that, apart from a stretch in the nineties, 2005, and obviously 2011, Mifflin has been a relatively safe event. Clearly, it would be wrong to call it a hands-down "safe" event, but it has certainly been one without malicious intent. A significant number of students drink enough to make them undesirable. While this may make the event uncouth, it does not necessarily make the event unsafe. As fellow Badgers--and I know that this IS an instance where I speak for the majority--we take care of one another. I have seen countless acts where a fellow badger goes out of their way to help another. In an instance where a student has had too much to drink, their friends never think twice about what to do; helping your friend, however short-sighted their decisions may have been, is the only option.

    Unfortunately, there are the bad apples coming in from out of town who do not understand the camaraderie present here on campus. In addition, there are a select few Badgers who DO see the event in a different light, in their minds attending a carousal, bordering on riot. These undesirables are often beyond the control of the student body and its given resources. It is my opinion that there should be as much coordination between the student body, the University of Wisconsin and it's board of regents, and the City of Madison as is possible. It certainly seems that there HAVE been attempts at this.

    Last year, the city attempted to provide a concession in that the street would be blocked off, and open containers would be allowed to those who were of age. I was appalled at the amount of people drinking on the street who did not have a wristband. I was even more appalled at the behavior of the officers, who seemingly ignored the crime. While I suppose they may have been pre-occupied with more important things, I believe that the event became much more rowdy, and therefore dangerous, than had the wristband policy been heavily enforced. This year, a new policy is in place, which seems decent on paper…however, I am not sure that it will play out so smoothly. I know multiple residents of Mifflin Street, and I know that all of them were hesitant to the idea of signing an agreement with the police. They felt as if it might be a trap, putting them in a situation where they were sure to get in trouble, regardless of their intent.

    All of this could be avoided if the event would just go away. Unfortunately, a crackdown by police, with the City refusing to acknowledge the existence of the event, would not work. I do not believe that the event can be forced into submission. The badger is an incredibly tough nosed animal, and the Badgers are likewise. Our adamant nature would keep the event in existence in light of any governmental action. This being the case, I laud the efforts of the UW and the City of Madison. At the end of the day, I am proud of the UW and the City of Madison for attempting to make things work. The only thing that upsets me is that I have never been asked to give my opinion on the matter. There may have been meetings, open to students, to discuss possible solutions, but I was not aware of any such meetings. If there were, it is partly my fault for not seeking them out, but it is also partly the fault of "the powers that be", for they did not value my opinion enough to seek it.

    In no way have I meant to make this a critique of the handling of Mifflin Street Block Party, but simply my impression of the opinion of the student body, so that you might better know our views on the topic. It is possible that I have failed in respect to the critique, but nonetheless, I feel that it is important that our views be expressed. I also feel that it is important that you understand how grateful I am for your passion. It makes me feel safer as a Badger, and a citizen of Madison.

    Thank you for listening,
    -J. Patrick H. Stephens


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