Oblovious to my mutterings

Finally Lil' Wayne is out of jail and I can blog again. Achahah (Legit Wayne Laugh) <- A LWL. Lol. Except not (on two accounts), that was fucking pathetic. 

Reading my posts beforehand, I can see how damn hard it is to decipher what the hell I b saying. I've got no rhythm or rhyme, except when I do. -Translates to it's not supposed to be funny except when it is.

And that's usually my main point, to be funny. The easiest way for me to do that is random word association. Look at my previous post: http://musingsontap.blogspot.com/2010/02/i-can-only-imagine.html we have the line...

"On a different bill (perhaps a euro or a Clinton, or even a platypus"..

I'mma break it down for you....This is merely a transitional phrase, a play on the well-known phrase, "on a different note". Then in the parentheses I mock the utter ridiculousness of this stupid colloquialism and share humor with you by displaying different random associations of "note's" limited synonym "bill"

do you get me now...thought not

Delving Further (no joke intended or unintended) [bullshit, there is something always unintended..ie. she can say that..or Oscar could have said that]

seeee

see how after every 5 words there could be a joke/pop culture reference/innuendo?

It pains me to be so painfully obvious. 

It pains me people are so painfully oblivious.

Moving on...

I would like to:

Give a shout out to Mski. 

Eat turkey.

Watch the Packers beat the Falcons.

Argue with D-Money. About anything [how it's not "the" mski]

See North Korea's government wiped out by a massive uprising.

Listen to a new Blink song

not in that order.

So, one more time.

Perverted jokes abound.

Political comments abound.

Pop Culture References, no doubtedly...abound

Interesting anecdotes about De's life..abound.

Parallelism waz here

**Thee tags shall be thou guidestar** <-- no reference (your welcome)

Go and passively aggressively infringe on others' rights: It's what Obama wants you to do.

-Mi 

 

If you write it, they will come

I hate politics. I would never say politics are unnecessary, except I am and they are, but the political system is reality. This system has allowed for the occasional good deed, though the intentions were misplaced somewhere between profit and potential potency of position. Voters are so disquieted that the representatives they've elected are corrupt, and they undoubtedly already are.The distressing irony is all the democracy-crippling activity that must take place to produce a shred of democratic functionality through the medium of political parties. I've resolved to vote in as many elections as I can (shout-out to Mr. Neiman) and I encourage you do the same, but before you do, please vote for the most competent candidate as opposed to voting for the slightly less corrupt one of the two major parties. I can tell you that presently a third-party candidate will not likely win, but a paradigm shift must transpire if we are to become a democratic nation again.

-De