And Now's It's Time for Horrible Love Poems with Mi and De, the Part of the Blog Where Mi and De Come Out and Write Horrible Love Poems
Heart Throb
Oh baby my heart beats like a drum
Every time I touch your bum
I know my way with words is slick
Do you wanna come and touch my stick
... ~ ...
Void
Hey you the one with the face
Do you mind if I come and fill your space
... ~ ...
98.65 Degrees
The skin of yours makes my skin warm
And that is why it is irresistible
The breath of yours makes my skin warm
And that is why it is irresistible
That is why you should go out with me
You are hot
I am cold
... ~ ...
Ode to You
You are the starlight to my moonshine
You are the summer of my mind
You can complete a perfect square
And still make jocks stop and stare
My heart goes boom
You can make a perfect sandwich
If you want to
Baby I won't force you
But please don't lay on that mayonaisse
Unless you want to
My stomach has room
You are so beautiful
Make me a sandwich
... ~ ...
(Failed couplet, [and coupling])
Oh hey baby did I mention you are the world
It's kinda ironic though cause you're not round
... ~ ...
Oh the Sky
The sky has stars
You are a star
In my sky you are
Please don't go baby
And twinkle
Away from me
Baby baby baby
You are bright
Like a 60 watt light bulb
Incandescent
... ~ ...
Fewer and Farther
The times you make me tingle
Are few and far between
The time I make you single
Is shortly to be seen
... ~ ...
I Could Write a Longer Poem if My PEN Didn't IS
HeY BaBy YoU StIlL UP
BoOty CaLl
TeLl HeNrY I sAiD SUP
... ~ ...
Lemme Throw Some Coal In Ya
You
You are
You are the engine
You are the engine to my heart
My heart cannot run
My heart cannot
My heart
My
... ~ ...
Da Illest
Call me Mr. Suave muffin
Cause I'll have you puffin'
Give me a shout out and yell out
HOLY STAG
Cause baby, "me and you"
This shit's in the bag
... ~ ...
Hi, we are having sex, but I couldn't resist to write you a poem
Hey baby girl is this sinning
Cause me and Sheen call this #WINNING
... ~ ...
Law of Divine
You heart triangulates the essence of my existance
I can see your angles but I can't read your sine
Let me stop guessing and grant me acquiesance
Oh starstruck lover will you be mine?
... ~ ...
The Limit as Zoom Approaches Infinity
From behind these 'noculars
You look so spectocular
A dream of mine
O girl it's most divine
Includes you from dawn til close
What's that you got on your nose
... ~ ...
Catch You if I Can
Six months it has been*
Since you were last seen
I have searched under leaves
For miles, feet, and leagues
So
Don't laugh if I fail
For you are a snail**
*Been here pronounced the British way
(Insert whale for max ridiculi)
... ~ ...
Oh honey
Oh baby
You make me tingle
With rage
I'll kill you in your sleep
... ~ ...
I open the window
I breath the outside air in
You smell so bad
... ~ ...
You are my whole universe
Actually
You are my world
Actually
Your are my planet's core
You are my source of gravity
You bring me down
Whore
... ~ ...
Oh Baby
by Justin Bieber (after he gets Selena Gomez pregnant and marries her)
Oh baby
Oh baby
You are my life
Except when I'm home with my children and wife
... ~ ...
Planets Align
I'm your Mars
You are my Venus
You are my vagina
I am your penis
Heart Throb
Oh baby my heart beats like a drum
Every time I touch your bum
I know my way with words is slick
Do you wanna come and touch my stick
... ~ ...
Void
Hey you the one with the face
Do you mind if I come and fill your space
... ~ ...
98.65 Degrees
The skin of yours makes my skin warm
And that is why it is irresistible
The breath of yours makes my skin warm
And that is why it is irresistible
That is why you should go out with me
You are hot
I am cold
... ~ ...
Ode to You
You are the starlight to my moonshine
You are the summer of my mind
You can complete a perfect square
And still make jocks stop and stare
My heart goes boom
You can make a perfect sandwich
If you want to
Baby I won't force you
But please don't lay on that mayonaisse
Unless you want to
My stomach has room
You are so beautiful
Make me a sandwich
... ~ ...
(Failed couplet, [and coupling])
Oh hey baby did I mention you are the world
It's kinda ironic though cause you're not round
... ~ ...
Oh the Sky
The sky has stars
You are a star
In my sky you are
Please don't go baby
And twinkle
Away from me
Baby baby baby
You are bright
Like a 60 watt light bulb
Incandescent
... ~ ...
Fewer and Farther
The times you make me tingle
Are few and far between
The time I make you single
Is shortly to be seen
... ~ ...
I Could Write a Longer Poem if My PEN Didn't IS
HeY BaBy YoU StIlL UP
BoOty CaLl
TeLl HeNrY I sAiD SUP
... ~ ...
Lemme Throw Some Coal In Ya
You
You are
You are the engine
You are the engine to my heart
My heart cannot run
My heart cannot
My heart
My
... ~ ...
Da Illest
Call me Mr. Suave muffin
Cause I'll have you puffin'
Give me a shout out and yell out
HOLY STAG
Cause baby, "me and you"
This shit's in the bag
... ~ ...
Hi, we are having sex, but I couldn't resist to write you a poem
Hey baby girl is this sinning
Cause me and Sheen call this #WINNING
... ~ ...
Law of Divine
You heart triangulates the essence of my existance
I can see your angles but I can't read your sine
Let me stop guessing and grant me acquiesance
Oh starstruck lover will you be mine?
... ~ ...
The Limit as Zoom Approaches Infinity
From behind these 'noculars
You look so spectocular
A dream of mine
O girl it's most divine
Includes you from dawn til close
What's that you got on your nose
... ~ ...
Catch You if I Can
Six months it has been*
Since you were last seen
I have searched under leaves
For miles, feet, and leagues
So
Don't laugh if I fail
For you are a snail**
*Been here pronounced the British way
(Insert whale for max ridiculi)
... ~ ...
Oh honey
Oh baby
You make me tingle
With rage
I'll kill you in your sleep
... ~ ...
I open the window
I breath the outside air in
You smell so bad
... ~ ...
You are my whole universe
Actually
You are my world
Actually
Your are my planet's core
You are my source of gravity
You bring me down
Whore
... ~ ...
Oh Baby
by Justin Bieber (after he gets Selena Gomez pregnant and marries her)
Oh baby
Oh baby
You are my life
Except when I'm home with my children and wife
... ~ ...
Planets Align
I'm your Mars
You are my Venus
You are my vagina
I am your penis
-DeMi