The MoT Top 10: The Nineteenth

Top 10 Lyrics Used in Conversation

10) "set fire to the rain"- Adele

Let's do this! set fire to the rain, bitches!

9) "i'ma pick the world up"- Lil Wayne

1: Dawg, what you gon' do?

2: Bitch, i'ma pick the world up and i'ma drop it on your fuckin' head

8) "You spin my head right round" - Flo Rida

1: You, spin my head!

2: In what fashion?

1: Right round, of course!

7) "na na na na na na na"- blink-182

1: Guurl, do you like my weave?

2: na na na na na na na

6) "too strung out on compliments"- Drake

1: So why couldn't Joey make it to the gathering?

2: Alas, the poor chap is too strung out on compliments.

1: For shame.

5) "it's getting hot in here"- Nelly

1: Dude, why are you taking off all your clothes?

2: It's getting hot in herre...I am getting so hot.

4) "these are my confessions" - Usher

1: Girl, we need talk to talk.

2: Yeah!?

1: These are my confesssions..

2: Oh my god! I am so..caught up

1: Please don't...let it burn

3) "two trailer park girls" - Eminem
1: Yo, who'd you hook up with last night?
2: Two trailer park girls
1: Where?
2: Round the outside
1: Round the outside?
2: ROUND THE OUTSIDE!!

2) "starships were meant to fly" Nicki Minaj

The DMV told me my ride wasn't street legal, but I was like, fuck that! STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLY!

1) "and now you're in my way"- Carly Rae Jepsen

1: Hey, I just met you.

2: Yeah crazy, and now you're in my way.


-DeMi

The MoT Top 10: The Eighteenth

Top 10 Ways to Make an Entrance

Alright put on those adult mind diapers, because you're gonna metaphorically shit your pants:

10) Scream aloud, "Oh my God, why am I naked?!" Boom, audience

9) Literally with bells and whistles

8) Bring your own herald

7) As little less Letterman, a little more Ferguson

6) With an entourage...........of helicopters 

5) On a Slip 'n Slide with a suit on

4) Start a game of "Duck, Duck, Goose" in the back of the room

3) From above, like Ethan Hunt

2) When it's an encore (Hold on, we'll be right back)


DeMi! DeMi! DeMi! DeMi!


1)  (cheering and elation) (it's ironic writing that in parentheses)

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE IS: (too Letterman of us?)


To the tune of the "Imperial March" in a storm trooper outfit


The MoT rejects/honorable mentions:

In a jumpsuit, like you just got sprung

With some brick and mortar, none of this hay or wood stuff those cheap ass pigs would use

Like Captain Underpants, that guy has the right idea

-DeMi

The MoT Top 10: The Seventeenth

Top 10 Reasons to Vote for Scott Walker

10)  His dad was a preacher. We all know preacher's children turn out perfect.

9) He doesn't have a Bachelor's Degree. The guy is so smart he doesn't need one...

8) He was an Eagle Scout. If the dude can scout out and recruit eagles, he definitely can find solutions to the state's problems.

7) Scott Walker hates to admit this because he doesn't want to win the election for unfair reasons, but Scott Walker is half Black.

6) Scott Walker can remember Pi to 1000 numbers after the decimal, therefore he should win this recall election

5) He's one of us; he uses Wikipedia for all his statistics.

4) In the last year he has improved to a fifth grade reading level from all the hate mail.

3) He launders money. Getting money to smell good consistently is no easy task.

2) Lost in the wilderness with nothing but a pitchfork, Scott Walker stayed alive for three weeks by making deals with squirrels. "I won't cut down your tree if you hand over that acorn."

1) Scott Walker will create hundreds of new jobs by enlisting specialized teams of pre-schoolers to create new accounting methods so he can quite literally "fudge the numbers".

Go vote, Wisconsin.

-DeMi