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Sunday, June 17, 2012

The MoT Top 10: The Eighteenth

Top 10 Ways to Make an Entrance

Alright put on those adult mind diapers, because you're gonna metaphorically shit your pants:

10) Scream aloud, "Oh my God, why am I naked?!" Boom, audience

9) Literally with bells and whistles

8) Bring your own herald

7) As little less Letterman, a little more Ferguson

6) With an entourage...........of helicopters 

5) On a Slip 'n Slide with a suit on

4) Start a game of "Duck, Duck, Goose" in the back of the room

3) From above, like Ethan Hunt

2) When it's an encore (Hold on, we'll be right back)


DeMi! DeMi! DeMi! DeMi!


1)  (cheering and elation) (it's ironic writing that in parentheses)

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE IS: (too Letterman of us?)


To the tune of the "Imperial March" in a storm trooper outfit


The MoT rejects/honorable mentions:

In a jumpsuit, like you just got sprung

With some brick and mortar, none of this hay or wood stuff those cheap ass pigs would use

Like Captain Underpants, that guy has the right idea

-DeMi


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