America's Idols Got Talent

American Idol made it's Milwaukee premiere this last Wednesday, and did so for it's first audition location of the 2010 season. Once could ask, what could possibly make it worth it for a Czech Republican like myself (who believes political parties would serve better as a concept than as buying power for aspiring politicians), to come to Wisconsin. The answer is so obvious...........suspense..........cheese curds! And while purchasing my curds, the guy at Man's Wood grocery store, or something similar I'm sure, told me American Idol was holding auditions relatively nearby. I'm not much for the advice giving, but for future American Idol hopefuls, do not show up anywhere near the time they suggest. After a couple hours of promos and many more hours of mindlessness, my section was called. As exciting as the walk down was after about 8 hrs of sitting, the disappointment of rejection caused me to question the value of this whole process. Because you can promise yourself you went let your hopes get to high, but when you're right there.....you really don't have a choice. But when an overtired judge tells you and those around you "You are all good singers, but you're just not there yet", damn common sense points out how ridiculous it was to imagine it going any other way. I heard some intimidatingly great singers not get through simply because of their lack of stage presence, which helped my self-esteem a good deal considering I have next to no performance experience. Heres my point (that I haven't identified until just now), American Idol judges, more than anything else, are seeking television personalities.

Also, Ryan Seacrest is fun-size

-De

Taste the Rainbow

It is 3010, humans have evolved. Cranial capacity has increased twofold, as expected. In order to advance the human race, Womankind evolved into homosexuals. Opposite gender affairs can only be read about in booklogs from 1000 years ago...

Imagine the possibilities. Sexual desires would be fulfilled without the risk of overpopulating the planet. But, in order for the human race to survive men and women would have children as necessary. Women and Men would choose their best match to reproduce with to ensure the offspring are genetically superior.

This thought stems from present day musings on gay people. There seems to be more gays than for it to be called a genetic defect.

-Mi

Predestination

= some lazyass person making lazyass excuses for himself (and yes I believe in gender equality). So I propose, De, to let the womenfolk have it their way. When using singular pronouns as an example we will use the feminine pronoun. I get it, the girls want a go, they didn't even get their chance, we went from he to s/he. So on Musings on Tap the pronoun "she" is in.
Now for some trial sentences:
Predestination= some lazyass person making lazyass excuses for herself. <- again all the he's are in the background

All women are created equal.

hold up.

Women don't even have their own word, it's a union of men and wo[e?]. Sadness.

So,

"women" will be replaced with a new word...to be voted on!

But really, whatever the "word" turns out to be, it will always be up to Her...yes, you were predestined to read this. And this.

-Mi