Top 10 Ways to Procrastinate
First, we'd like to give a shout out to El, for giving us the idea for this week's list! So with out much further adon'ts, here we go...
First, we'd like to give a shout out to El, for giving us the idea for this week's list! So with out much further adon'ts, here we go...
10) Pick up chicks at the grocery store at 2am.
9) Procrastibate, thanks Nic!
8) Clip and hoard coupons for all the possible things you'll never need.
7) Watch all the episodes.
6) Troll Wikipedia and change the entries, specifically ones that don't concern your scholarly work.
5) Create dumb games. For examples:
Go through the phone book and count how many people have the same first name as you.
Take an egg, drop it from the roof. Person on ground has to pick it up before the 5 second rule then cook it.
Google yourself and see how many results come up, compare with your friends, compare with DeMi.
Google yourself and see how many results come up, compare with your friends, compare with DeMi.
4) Get really good at one of those stupid iPhone games that has no significance in the real world. For example, Words with Friends, Temple Run, Angry Birds etc.
3) Think about being productive and how that would feel.
2) Write jokes that aren't funny and then put them on the internet.
1) Tweet inappropriate things at people.
Dishonorable Mention:
Make woolly socks with intricate cross-woven designs.
May we be there for all your procrastination needs!
This will come in handy, that's for sure.
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