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Monday, February 6, 2012

The MoT Top 10: The Second

Top 10 Most Embarrassing Reasons to Call In to Work

10) Your car got hijacked by the local elementary school kids.

9) Your DVR broke and you need to catch the season finale of your favourite soap.

8) Because you're playing catch with your kidney stones.

7) Your ex-girlfriend chained you to a bed during make up sex.

6)You have an interview for another job.

5) Because God said "Nay".

4) Because you don't work there.

3) Your herpes is showing.

2) Because your girl landed the wrong way.

1) An erection lasting longer than 4 hours.




















-DeMi
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