Top 10 Worst Ways to Hit on a Girl
Flirting can be fun and exciting, but the goal should always be not to completely creep out a girl. Some of these may or may not be real
experiences of mine…
10) Telling her she's a buttaface.
9) Pronouncing her name wrong
8) Trying to holla at a girl when she is with her dad
7) Drunken Facebook messaging like "wgasts up sedxy! Wannfa talkj dirtyu?"
6) Claiming to be 15 years younger and trying to go for the girl that is 20 years younger than you
5) With the line, "Hey girl, I'd love to see you lick a popsicle topless"
4) Creeping on the new girl at work and asking her out via e-mail
3) Asking a girl if she can smell steroids on you
2) Sending a Snapchat video of your junk to a girl you've never met
1) Spotting a cute girl at a store and following her to her car when she is alone and it is dark outside; asking her out will not only result in some version of "hell no", but she may be armed and ready to use some highly potent pepper spray.....
-El
