Top 10 Places to Hide Your Eggs
10) On the far side of anything: moon, mountain, magic carpet ride, comic.9) In a carton labeled "Not Eggs"
8) In a yolk
7) In an omelette
6) In a vegan's fridge
5) Auntie's bonnet
4) In a nest
3) In the grocery store
2) In the past
1) Ovaries
-DeMi