A little back-story. One year ago today, DeMi was coming up with this Top 10, and my roommate, Frank, overheard our list. Halfway through the list we realized that April 1st was the next day and we decided that we could not miss out on an April Fool's themed blog. So Frank asked what happened to this Top 10, and we told him it didn't exist, and half-asleep he tried to come to terms with our....LIE!
HERE IT IS FRANK, APRIL FOOLS! ONE YEAR LATER!
Top 10 Ways to Get Your Money's Worth
10) Pick a restaurant, grab a plate and make the kitchen your buffet.
8) Always take a penny; never leave a penny.
7) Buy some skittles. Taste the rainbow. Follow the rainbow. Make the leprechaun your bitch.
6) With your gym membership, make it a point to touch every machine in the gym, even the ones that somebody maybe using. Maybe with a wink.
5) Always extend the hose of the gas dispenser and shake it vigorously for 5 minutes to get "every last drop"
4) Double bag all your groceries at the self check-out. Make accessories from these bags, and fail at starting a new fashion trend.
3) Stay 3 hours after you're done with a meal to continue getting water refills. Go to the bathroom when they're not looking to make them think you have a bladder of steel.
2) Rock a temporary or real tattoo of your foes telephone number on your forehead while sitting in the front row at a big sports venue.
1) Buy North Korea, resurrect Kim Jong Il and hence resurrect all that was right about the country.
-DeMi
