The second installment. We have the selections:
Lyin' n' Cheatin'
Pickles and Cucumbers
The Dramatic Pause
-Mi
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Friday Night Spoken Word With Mi 7-20-2012
This is a new segment. Forgive the box for its camera work, it obviously doesn't know how to frame very well. Let's just hope it doesn't try to commit any crimes...
And here is the first installment of Spoken Word with Mi:
-Mi
And here is the first installment of Spoken Word with Mi:
-Mi
Sunday, July 15, 2012
The MoT Top 10: The Twenty-First
Top 10 Reasons to Get Arrested
10) Looking like a pedophile in a school zone
9) Selling sea shells filled with cocaine by the sea shore. What the hell was Sally thinking?
8) Public nudity, even though you were only undressed as Adam/Eve for a costume party
7) Running a drug ring:
"But officer, I was creating jobs!"
6) Dressing up like a super hero and fighting crime
5) Getting an 808 for fellating too loud
4) Because the cops are jealous of how much fun you were having
3) Masquerading as the Messiah at the Vatican and a crowd of Jews following you with signs claiming they were right
2) Shut down busy streets by holding your own parade for an inane cause, like Hot Pockets.
1) Literally fighting fire with fire. That's got to be illegal right?
-DeMi
9) Selling sea shells filled with cocaine by the sea shore. What the hell was Sally thinking?
8) Public nudity, even though you were only undressed as Adam/Eve for a costume party
7) Running a drug ring:
"But officer, I was creating jobs!"
6) Dressing up like a super hero and fighting crime
5) Getting an 808 for fellating too loud
4) Because the cops are jealous of how much fun you were having
3) Masquerading as the Messiah at the Vatican and a crowd of Jews following you with signs claiming they were right
2) Shut down busy streets by holding your own parade for an inane cause, like Hot Pockets.
1) Literally fighting fire with fire. That's got to be illegal right?
-DeMi
Sunday, July 8, 2012
The MoT Top 10: The Twentieth
Top 10 Ways to Look Like an Idiot
10) Walk in to Subway, ask for Jared. Next, after walking past all the obvious signs, ask them if they have any $5 footlongs. Finally, with an incredulous look, ask how much they actually cost.
9) Drive away from the gas station with the nozzle still in your gas tank.
8) Go to the grocery store and ask them to explain to you the concept of buy one get one free. After you wasted a sufficient amount of their time do not be afraid to go above and beyond! Inquire with intrigue if the children's buggies are car wash "safe"...
7) This guy:
6) Plead guilty after being sentenced "not guilty". Actually due to the economic downturn, this is solid advice. the 8th amendment guarantees you the right to dental care. Yeah, dental care.
5) Secure you flash mob location. For these purposes we will use an airport. But I am sure, most any location will suit your idiotic needs.
Go to Airport.
Point at the nearest security officer.
Say "THIS IS A SOLO FLASH MOB, GIVE ME ALL YOUR ATTENTION!"
Get tasered hard.
4) Do the Numa Numa dance in a glass elevator. Don't stop for anything.
3) Go to the park and boomerang with your Frisbee
2) Attempt to bargain for merchandise at any and all stores. For example, but not limited to:
"I'll give you this picture of my dog if you knock down the price of this lamp shade"
1) Go to any office building and ask the receptionist at the front desk:
"I was told the microsoft office was located in this building, could you tell me what floor it's on?"
-DeMi
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)