The MoT Top 10: The Twenty-First

Top 10 Reasons to Get Arrested

10) Looking like a pedophile in a school zone

9) Selling sea shells filled with cocaine by the sea shore. What the hell was Sally thinking?

8) Public nudity, even though you were only undressed as Adam/Eve for a costume party

7) Running a drug ring:

"But officer, I was creating jobs!"

6) Dressing up like a super hero and fighting crime

5) Getting an 808 for fellating too loud

4) Because the cops are jealous of how much fun you were having

3) Masquerading as the Messiah at the Vatican and a crowd of Jews following you with signs claiming they were right

2) Shut down busy streets by holding your own parade for an inane cause, like Hot Pockets.

1) Literally fighting fire with fire. That's got to be illegal right?

-DeMi

Long time coming

Not a sexual joke. Merely the last time either of us authors wrote something it was....Let's just say that was a sexual joke.

Summer is falling upon us. Another joke, but not sexual. Unless her name is Summer, and fall is the colloquial term for head.

How about a random trivia fact?
In Roman tragedies, Bruskins were worn, however in comedies they donned socks (like those that jesters wear).

Another thing I've been a-ponderin about..

De had mentioned Zeitgeist to me. Not the German romanticist term (for further reading), but the films (for further watching). yeah. And I think they are mostly a bunch of crap, without many substantial sources. But they do lead me to think about life questions and such, however John Lennon accomplished this with his song 'Imagine' plenty a year ago. I'm sure De will have plenty of input in the soonwhile.

(Bastard Mark Chapman)

Dude murdered John Lennon

-Mi