Top 10 Reasons to Get Arrested
10) Looking like a pedophile in a school zone
9) Selling sea shells filled with cocaine by the sea shore. What the hell was Sally thinking?
8) Public nudity, even though you were only undressed as Adam/Eve for a costume party
7) Running a drug ring:
"But officer, I was creating jobs!"
6) Dressing up like a super hero and fighting crime
5) Getting an 808 for fellating too loud
4) Because the cops are jealous of how much fun you were having
3) Masquerading as the Messiah at the Vatican and a crowd of Jews following you with signs claiming they were right
2) Shut down busy streets by holding your own parade for an inane cause, like Hot Pockets.
1) Literally fighting fire with fire. That's got to be illegal right?
-DeMi
9) Selling sea shells filled with cocaine by the sea shore. What the hell was Sally thinking?
8) Public nudity, even though you were only undressed as Adam/Eve for a costume party
7) Running a drug ring:
"But officer, I was creating jobs!"
6) Dressing up like a super hero and fighting crime
5) Getting an 808 for fellating too loud
4) Because the cops are jealous of how much fun you were having
3) Masquerading as the Messiah at the Vatican and a crowd of Jews following you with signs claiming they were right
2) Shut down busy streets by holding your own parade for an inane cause, like Hot Pockets.
1) Literally fighting fire with fire. That's got to be illegal right?
-DeMi
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