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Welcome one and all exclusively to Musings on Tap! Our doctrine is that all thought is free thought (we even share tea;)). Download at your leisure and be comforted that ideas will never die. The purpose is to incite thought and revolutionize ideas. We, the authors, yet never finishers, share different perspectives on life and so this blog will indeed be two-dimensional. Topics will be humorous and perhaps quite silly. Topics will be serious and perhaps quite morbid. Sentences will even contain unparalleled parallel structure. Oh and we cater:).

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Almost

Aight Mi,

Terrell Owens is a terrible person. So much so, I would rather let my girlfriend spend the night at Tiger's house than wear number 81, let alone have him wear my gravity boots. Veto on the T.O.

-De

So what you're saying is...

De,
These boots will put people in their "place". Hmm sounds like a fascist regime or something.
What if we gave these boots to washed up athletes?
That would be marvelous.
What size is T.O.?

-Mi

Cha-Ching!

Mi,

Hello gravity boot business. Imagine this.....on this flat world of yours.....there is no spinning core keeping people "down to earth" if you know what I mean. Verdict: make a dime with the invention of boots that create their own center of gravity.

-De

Saturday, February 27, 2010

I can only imagine...

Therapy..
given to and received by the same person with split personalities. They would surely save on the cost of therapy...Thinking about it makes my head spin. (I might need intervention after all)

On a different bill (perhaps a euro or a Clinton, or even a pla
typus)

I wish the earth was flat. Bye Bye earthquakes.


-Mi



appropriated words

This is turning into a Q & A. Of course, for all the reader knows, this is simply a crazed blogger with multiple personality disorder. But therapy does seem propitious as well as necessary, and perhaps in the case of Mi, intervention?

-De

Growing pain..

So we cater pain!
Except not, that is merely a byproduct of musing. We muse to amuse, but sometimes this musing fosters bemusement. Perhaps, we can cater some psychological therapy, De?

-Mi

It's ok, it really is

Mi,

Truthfully, the thought bothered me from the moment of its birth. The goal was to ease the pain by sharing it with others, and I apologize for any unwanted repercussions. Sharing is caring folks. Oh and to clarify, we do not cater in the traditional sense; simply to your needs.

-De

Hello World

I was disturbed to learn that my friend thinks about the possibility of Cher possessing a penis. And now it's on our blog poll. Personally, I am confused about a partial penis, but I voted for it, as it was the most fascinating option.

It's beautiful outside

-Mi

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