Karma's a bitch but you can put her on a leash,
Thought about founding a program, one for the less intelligent folk who choose to abuse alcohol and cigarettes. With this program, a drinker would donate a lung to a smoker in exchange for a portion of said smoker’s liver, thereby alleviating the needs of both (more of a trade than a donation). However, a disclaimer would piggyback any literature for this program, stating that such a process would not necessarily provide the parties involved with a new found ability to make healthful decisions. This program- aptly named Lungs for Livers ®. I am, of course joking, unless this amasses the support (fiscal and otherwise) necessary to materialize.
-De
