Top 10 Ways to Look Like an Idiot
10) Walk in to Subway, ask for Jared. Next, after walking past all the obvious signs, ask them if they have any $5 footlongs. Finally, with an incredulous look, ask how much they actually cost.
9) Drive away from the gas station with the nozzle still in your gas tank.
8) Go to the grocery store and ask them to explain to you the concept of buy one get one free. After you wasted a sufficient amount of their time do not be afraid to go above and beyond! Inquire with intrigue if the children's buggies are car wash "safe"...
7) This guy:
6) Plead guilty after being sentenced "not guilty". Actually due to the economic downturn, this is solid advice. the 8th amendment guarantees you the right to dental care. Yeah, dental care.
5) Secure you flash mob location. For these purposes we will use an airport. But I am sure, most any location will suit your idiotic needs.
Go to Airport.
Point at the nearest security officer.
Say "THIS IS A SOLO FLASH MOB, GIVE ME ALL YOUR ATTENTION!"
Get tasered hard.
4) Do the Numa Numa dance in a glass elevator. Don't stop for anything.
3) Go to the park and boomerang with your Frisbee
2) Attempt to bargain for merchandise at any and all stores. For example, but not limited to:
"I'll give you this picture of my dog if you knock down the price of this lamp shade"
1) Go to any office building and ask the receptionist at the front desk:
"I was told the microsoft office was located in this building, could you tell me what floor it's on?"
-DeMi
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