The MoT Top 10: The Twentieth

Top 10 Ways to Look Like an Idiot

10)  Walk in to Subway, ask for Jared. Next, after walking past all the obvious signs, ask them if they have any $5 footlongs. Finally, with an incredulous look, ask how much they actually cost.

9) Drive away from the gas station with the nozzle still in your gas tank.

8) Go to the grocery store and ask them to explain to you the concept of buy one get one free. After you wasted a sufficient amount of their time do not be afraid to go above and beyond! Inquire with intrigue if the children's buggies are car wash "safe"...

7) This guy:

6) Plead guilty after being sentenced "not guilty". Actually due to the economic downturn, this is solid advice. the 8th amendment guarantees you the right to dental care. Yeah, dental care.

5) Secure you flash mob location. For these purposes we will use an airport. But I am sure, most any location will suit your idiotic needs.

Go to Airport.
Point at the nearest security officer.
Say "THIS IS A SOLO FLASH MOB, GIVE ME ALL YOUR ATTENTION!"
Get tasered hard.

4) Do the Numa Numa dance in a glass elevator. Don't stop for anything.

3) Go to the park and boomerang with your Frisbee

2) Attempt to bargain for merchandise at any and all stores. For example, but not limited to:

"I'll give you this picture of my dog if you knock down the price of this lamp shade"


1) Go to any office building and ask the receptionist at the front desk:

"I was told the microsoft office was located in this building, could you tell me what floor it's on?"

-DeMi

Poll Archive

Greetings only reader. We have decided to archive the closed Polls just for you. We topped out at a whopping 5 votes on some of them. It was prolly Mi, De, you, and some poor confused wandering souls.

Best Dwight Schrute quote?

I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog


"Who the fuck is Dwight Schrute?


If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.


Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.


I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching

prolly going to redo this one.

Best Blink Song?

My personal favorite (no picture wanted...)

Does Cher have a penis?

And thus concludes those polls. More to arrive shortly hereafter, and thereafterhere.

-Mi