The MoT Top 10: The Fourth

Top 10 Ways to Annoy

10) When someone holds a door open for you, establish eye contact, smile, then wait until the last second and go through another door.

9) At a dorm/apartment/laundromat use as many washers/dryers as possible. If confronted tell them your outfits like to ride in roomy luxury.

8) Set up detour signs and don't follow up, or lead them on a not-so-fun-sized adventure.

7) Pretend to be a cologne vendor at a mall and spray cologne on unwilling passersby.

6)

Step 1. Go to Toys R' Us and buy a fake baby, one with a crying function.

Step 2. Apologize to everyone in the store for the constant crying of the baby.

Step 3. Go to Sears and ask an associate if your baby can give one of their dryers a go, because the warmth is soothing and puts the baby to sleep.

Step 4. Ask said Sears associate for an application.

5) Speak in Ebonics errtime you around black folk.

4) Use the word "penetrate" as often as you can:

You've "penetrated" me with your idea.

This food has yet to penetrate my stomach.

Has my message penetrated your phone?

I'm about to penetrate the world wide web.

3) Laugh louder and longer than everyone else at the end of a joke. Be sure to sustain laughter for a good 10 seconds beyond the last laugh for maximum ridiculi. Who's laughing now?........just you.

2) Bid on eBay auctions to inflate the prices on items you don't intend on purchasing.

1) Wield the power of the traffic light!

Honorable Mentions:

Sing everything instead of speaking.

Cover your mouth whenever you say something, either in secrecy or to create suspense.

Have an obviously skinny person go to a Weight Watchers meeting and complain to everyone that they "just can't seem to lose those couple of pounds".

Say "Illi-Noise" or "Rexplex"

Sporadically ask people if they're okay. Initially, this only creates confusion. With some persistence; however, this is obnoxious.