Neglect is a horrible thing. It affects millions of "things" every day. 'Things' here is used in its loosest form. Alas, in older blogs I would go on a discourse on the many word associations of that last sentence. So for good times sake.
THINGS IS A WHORE!
or if you prefer
THINGS JUST STRETCHED! yawn
Not quite a discourse, but it would be interesting if that were the traditional method for such things.
Let's take Renee Descartes' Discourse on Method. It would read, quite simply:
COGITO ERGO SUM [BITCH]! The full discourse can be found here. your welcome.
or the classic Communist Manifesto by the sirs Marx and Engels can be simply stated:
I AM PROLE, HEAR ME...whimper. here
And as school rears its head once more, don't we all wish our papers could be condensed to such few words?
Yeah the promotion of laziness is the elevation of future-sorrow..blah blah blah
As coming full circle is a specialty of mine, I will end with this:
Neglect things responsibly, or else things might give you HIV, and you will die. Most certainly.
or rather...
NEGLECT=HIV
Happy Saturday!
-Mi
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