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Showing posts with label Mski. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mski. Show all posts

Thursday, March 31, 2011

April Fool's Day

Jessica.

It's a real damn shame you don't read our blog...you know why?

Because tomorrow is April Fool's Day.

So I will outline my Plan of revenge  in this blogpost thang, and you won't have a clue. 

Ok, so remember last April Fool's Day when you unceremoniously smeared that carrot cupcake in my face and jubilantly yelled "April fool's" like you just pulled of the granddaddy of pranks? Yeah

Well tomorrow, Im gonna have an army of carrot cupcakes on a platter. Bug's Bunny prolly thought that revenge was best served with carrots, and more of 'em. 


Tothe face.
Ze Army



My revenge? Simple. I will assuage you with carrot cupcakes. You won't stand a chance.
My sympathy. Non-existent.

-Don't mess with Mi

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Oblovious to my mutterings

Finally Lil' Wayne is out of jail and I can blog again. Achahah (Legit Wayne Laugh) <- A LWL. Lol. Except not (on two accounts), that was fucking pathetic. 
Reading my posts beforehand, I can see how damn hard it is to decipher what the hell I b saying. I've got no rhythm or rhyme, except when I do. -Translates to it's not supposed to be funny except when it is.
And that's usually my main point, to be funny. The easiest way for me to do that is random word association. Look at my previous post: http://musingsontap.blogspot.com/2010/02/i-can-only-imagine.html we have the line...

"On a different bill (perhaps a euro or a Clinton, or even a platypus"..

I'mma break it down for you....This is merely a transitional phrase, a play on the well-known phrase, "on a different note". Then in the parentheses I mock the utter ridiculousness of this stupid colloquialism and share humor with you by displaying different random associations of "note's" limited synonym "bill"

do you get me now...thought not

Delving Further (no joke intended or unintended) [bullshit, there is something always unintended..ie. she can say that..or Oscar could have said that]
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see how after every 5 words there could be a joke/pop culture reference/innuendo?
It pains me to be so painfully obvious. 
It pains me people are so painfully oblivious.

Moving on...

I would like to:
Give a shout out to Mski. 
Eat turkey.
Watch the Packers beat the Falcons.
Argue with D-Money. About anything [how it's not "the" mski]
See North Korea's government wiped out by a massive uprising.
Listen to a new Blink song
not in that order.

So, one more time.
Perverted jokes abound.
Political comments abound.
Pop Culture References, no doubtedly...abound
Interesting anecdotes about De's life..abound.
Parallelism waz here
**Thee tags shall be thou guidestar** <-- no reference (your welcome)

Go and passively aggressively infringe on others' rights: It's what Obama wants you to do.

-Mi 


 

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