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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Oblovious to my mutterings

Finally Lil' Wayne is out of jail and I can blog again. Achahah (Legit Wayne Laugh) <- A LWL. Lol. Except not (on two accounts), that was fucking pathetic. 
Reading my posts beforehand, I can see how damn hard it is to decipher what the hell I b saying. I've got no rhythm or rhyme, except when I do. -Translates to it's not supposed to be funny except when it is.
And that's usually my main point, to be funny. The easiest way for me to do that is random word association. Look at my previous post: http://musingsontap.blogspot.com/2010/02/i-can-only-imagine.html we have the line...

"On a different bill (perhaps a euro or a Clinton, or even a platypus"..

I'mma break it down for you....This is merely a transitional phrase, a play on the well-known phrase, "on a different note". Then in the parentheses I mock the utter ridiculousness of this stupid colloquialism and share humor with you by displaying different random associations of "note's" limited synonym "bill"

do you get me now...thought not

Delving Further (no joke intended or unintended) [bullshit, there is something always unintended..ie. she can say that..or Oscar could have said that]
seeee
see how after every 5 words there could be a joke/pop culture reference/innuendo?
It pains me to be so painfully obvious. 
It pains me people are so painfully oblivious.

Moving on...

I would like to:
Give a shout out to Mski. 
Eat turkey.
Watch the Packers beat the Falcons.
Argue with D-Money. About anything [how it's not "the" mski]
See North Korea's government wiped out by a massive uprising.
Listen to a new Blink song
not in that order.

So, one more time.
Perverted jokes abound.
Political comments abound.
Pop Culture References, no doubtedly...abound
Interesting anecdotes about De's life..abound.
Parallelism waz here
**Thee tags shall be thou guidestar** <-- no reference (your welcome)

Go and passively aggressively infringe on others' rights: It's what Obama wants you to do.

-Mi 


 

4 comments:

  1. THE mski@boomroasted.comNovember 23, 2010 at 11:23 PM

    *youre welcome

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  2. can you please make that your email address?
    Also boomroasted.com is a fansite for that specific moment in the office.

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  3. themski.boomroasted@live.comDecember 1, 2010 at 6:10 PM

    done. also, i like comment about apples

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  4. its a tweet. and I'm sending you an email right now.

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