The MoT Top 10: The Sixteenth

We understand there has been a moratorium in the Top 10. DeMi do not apologize.

Top 10 Unexplainable Phenomenons

10) That a disproportionate number of people know of Justin Bieber. And further, that his net worth is 112 million.

9) Conan O'Brien's Hair

8) Juice that contains 0% juice..."I can't believe it's not juice!"

 (That's what the Commish said to Ryan Braun)

7) Nipples on men.

6) 90% of the History Channel doesn't live up to its name. Swamp People anyone?

5) $14 Trillion worth of debt with no plan of paying it back

4) Gay men and receding hairlines

3) Old people driving Buicks

2) That people still give their kids bowl cuts. When were they ever a good idea?

Yes, this is Aaron Carter. Here's looking at you JBiebs.

1) The amount of incompetent people with drivers licenses.

-DeMi

For immature audiences only

So I work at a hardware store, and I'm sure that as a result of chronic boredom, I have discovered that the hardware business doubles as an underground sex toy supplier:

 Don't ask me if these come in men's sizes.

Ahhh, ballcock accessories.....

The subtlety of this staggering.....

She'll think it's you!

You will be judged for buying this.

For that get up and go feeling!

(note the dildo shaped "U")

After-thought: Don't write a poem to your girlfriend and use the phrase "whispering eye". It means vagina. Also, don't write poems for your girlfriend. She wants a song..........from me. Good morrow.

-De