So I work at a hardware store, and I'm sure that as a result of chronic boredom, I have discovered that the hardware business doubles as an underground sex toy supplier:
Don't ask me if these come in men's sizes.
Ahhh, ballcock accessories.....
The subtlety of this staggering.....
She'll think it's you!
You will be judged for buying this.
For that get up and go feeling!
(note the dildo shaped "U")
After-thought: Don't write a poem to your girlfriend and use the phrase "whispering eye". It means vagina. Also, don't write poems for your girlfriend. She wants a song..........from me. Good morrow.
-De
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