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Friday, March 11, 2011

It is the end of the era...

in which a union is no longer a union (check out my segway, that's how 83% of Canadians spell that word). My caged bird has more rights than these public laborers. Straight up.
Mssrs. DeMi will imbue on you (more sexual than not) good tidings of great joy. Do not worry about the cramping of union rights for the union has been redefined.
Union: A group of people who must pay to discuss issues they can no longer do anything about.
Legislators: A group of people who are paid to vote on issues they assume they can do something about.
(exaggerating just a lil bit, mais serieusemently (accent grave and proper French understood, not Québécois (Suck it Canada) taxpayers should be able to write them off as dependents)


Mi's gonna hit it, hit it like he can't miss...unlike the Heat's threesome that can't hit shit lwl 
Union: a unity of things, things defined here in its vaguest form, with or without consent.
Legislators: a unity of elected things deciding on things with or without consent to promote dissatisfaction amongst other things.
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Scott Walker: Just another one of those damn things

I don't know how that worked out, but the logic is all there...

p.s. thing 1 and thing 2 would like to disassociate from such a distasteful word. They are now: The free-associative-nouns formerly known as thing 1 and thing 2
p.p.s The lollipop will keep you wanting More

-DeMi

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