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Sunday, May 27, 2012

The MoT Top 10: The Sixteenth

We understand there has been a moratorium in the Top 10. DeMi do not apologize.

Top 10 Unexplainable Phenomenons

10) That a disproportionate number of people know of Justin Bieber. And further, that his net worth is 112 million.

9) Conan O'Brien's Hair


8) Juice that contains 0% juice..."I can't believe it's not juice!"

 (That's what the Commish said to Ryan Braun)

7) Nipples on men.

6) 90% of the History Channel doesn't live up to its name. Swamp People anyone?

5) $14 Trillion worth of debt with no plan of paying it back

4) Gay men and receding hairlines

3) Old people driving Buicks
2) That people still give their kids bowl cuts. When were they ever a good idea?

Yes, this is Aaron Carter. Here's looking at you JBiebs.

1) The amount of incompetent people with drivers licenses.


-DeMi

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