The MoT Top 10: The Fifteenth

Top 10 Things Mothers Are Better At

A very happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there! DeMi are certainly grateful to have such wonderful role models in their lives.

10) Remembering where you last put your whatsit or whosit. So many times did they come through in the clutch five minutes before leaving for school.

9) Making food. Even if it's Kraft Mac and Cheese, her's is best. They've been good at it since you were breast feeding..'nuff said.

8) Doing your elementary school project. It's second grade and you have to make a model of a typical Native American abode..and your parent's can "help"....right...

7) Giving you lists of things to do when you have "too much free time". Mop the floors, mow the lawn, dust the shelves, clean the bathroom, wax your dad's head..wait what?

6) Giving you fun ideas by telling you what not to do. Sorry Mom.

5) Making staying home sick from school so awesome

4) Telling you really embarrassing stories about your dad

3) Reminding you that you're not as ugly as you think you are. "Because every kid is beautiful in their mother's eyes."

2) Forgiving you. Crashed the car? Might be grounded for "eternity", but that roof over your head sure is nice.

1) Teaching you important life lessons. Who else is going to teach you how to hotwire a car, or pickpocket people on the subway? But really, their countless platitudes might get annoying at times, but you know they've always got your back.

-DeMi