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Sunday, February 10, 2013

Office Predictions and Why De Hates Croutons

So The Office U.S. is wrapping up like the elves of the North and we have some predictions for how it's all gonna go down. Some of these predictions are ridiculous, some of them are just wishful thinking, but a few of them could very well happen.



Dwight becomes Scranton Regional Manager and after an extensive interview process assumes the position of Assistant to the Regional Manager, as he is the most qualified candidate.

Pam gets a job as a Graphic Designer at Athlead and gets a desk near Jim's. It just seems right that Pam and Jim work together. Especially after the big deal Jim made about how important it is who you sit by at work.

Oscar goes to Massachusetts and marries the Governor, but not before Gil tries to intervene.

Erin gets married.

Kevin Malone starts his own paper company. Guess what he calls it…….yup the Kevin Malone Paper Company.

Meredith dies. Possible title: The Demise of the Wigged (wig-ed) Lady

Andy gets demoted, but not fired. It gets really awkward for Erin at the office.

Michael Scott returns for the finale and kills Toby. Toby dies. Finally 
     Addendum: While this would  be a very satisfying way to round out the show, it probably will not happen. However, at the very least, Michael needs to return for the finale.

The cast performs a musical number.

Steve Martin makes a guest appearance. Kills Meredith 

A "What Could Have Been" episode airs, exploring if Pam had stayed with Roy, if Jim had gotten the NY job and if Michael had stayed with Jan.

Awesome Office timeline:
http://theoffice.wikia.com/wiki/Timeline_of_The_Office


De hates croutons, because there is no way to tell if they are #fresh. Follow @Musingsontap

-DeMi

2 comments:

  1. Michael needs to return for the finale. That's just a given.

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    1. I will join the riots that ensue if it doesn't happen!!

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