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Sunday, January 29, 2012

The MoT Top 10: The First

Top 10 Reasons to Wear Clothing

10) Dollar bills would be completely useless.
9) Streaking would just be running.
8) How would you pick out the homeless people in a crowd?
7) Because quite frankly life isn't a giant orgy.
6) The imagination needs exercise.

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4) Because there's way more where that came from.
3) skins vs...skins?

1) Because...periods

1) Because...boners

-DeMi




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