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Thought about founding a program, one for the less intelligent folk who choose to abuse alcohol and cigarettes. With this program, a drinker would donate a lung to a smoker in exchange for a portion of said smoker’s liver, thereby alleviating the needs of both (more of a trade than a donation). However, a disclaimer would piggyback any literature for this program, stating that such a process would not necessarily provide the parties involved with a new found ability to make healthful decisions. This program- aptly named Lungs for Livers ®. I am, of course joking, unless this amasses the support (fiscal and otherwise) necessary to materialize.

-De

Dear GOP,

During the State of the Union, President Obama pleaded with the republican congressmen present for their cooperation in concocting a healthcare plan that provided evident improvement to the system currently in place. The republicans folded. Fast forward a few months, and Obama is signing the new healthcare bill into law, essentially the same bill he and the majority leaders introduced to Congress. Have you ever been to a wedding? When the minister asks those in attendance to, "Speak now or forever hold your peace", he or she is politely asking that if anyone sees a disaster coming, if this marriage is a potential train wreck, open your mouth. Is Obama's plan going to result in unmanageable debt for future generations? I pray to God it won't. The sensible choice is try something, so I must support this new law. This is not a difficult conclusion to reach when the alternative is considered. I could not support it, I could aspire to be just as those who continue to shit their pants over the price tag on this beast. Congressmen have health insurance that rivals the president's and could likely support the homeless community of D.C. with the money the government would save if they took on a plan that approached reasonableness.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/03/24/health.care.main/index.html?hpt=T1

Also, McCain, best of luck with what is hopefully a benign tumor on your face.

-De