Musingsontap's Hotline

I set up various ads around UNC's dining hall featuring our blog and it's phone number, so people could call/text in utterly ridiculous things, and well, we were lucky enough to be graced by a patron from Charlotte, NC.

The following conversation is unaltered in anyway except to hide the person's phone number (for obvious reasons...)
Moving forward like Toyota. (I'd like one Avalon please)

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Charlotte Girl (see gender neutral Musingsontap policy): Obama told me to text you? 9:55 AM Mi: Naturally 10:03 AM CG: How many of these have you gotten? 10:09 AM Mi: Enough to report back to Obama 10:10 AM Mi: DeMi, More kindly invites you to peruse www.musingsontap.blogspot.com 10:14 AM CG: Wait. Is this just advertising for your blog? 10:14 AM CG: That would be ridiculous, this is me advertising for a blog Obama would like  if he happened to have enough free time and happened to stumble upon it. 10:15 AM CG: Golly! If Obama would like it, I sure would too! 10:16 AM Mi: Golly gee, but of course, random patron with Charlotte area code 10:17 AM (At this point De noticed his phone a-buzzin' and decided to jump in the conversation) De: Our blog was also ordained by the popes secret hot daughter 10:19 AM CG: Our blog? What sort of underground collective is this? 10:20 AM CG: Also I don't recognize 312.... Ah well. 10:20 AM CG: And how do you about the pope's daughter? I thought they killed everyone that knew....  Everyone but me... 10:21 AM De: Read the blog and you will find out! 10:21 AM Mi: Chi town, represet 10:22 AM Mi: Popes daughter was just a postulation that you proved correct! Thank you good sirpersonmam 10:24 AM CG: Shit. I'ma have to find and kill you. 1:33 PM Me: Shit ima have to have the secret service come in. Somehow 1:40 PM CG: Nope. They don't want people to know either. They'll probably get to you soon 1:42 PM Mi: Kidnap the hot daughter it is. 1:43 PM CG: With you on that. 1:56 PM Mi: Meet you at the Vatican 330am holy time. 2:04 PM CG: Yes ma'am/sir. Hold on, what is holy time 2:05 PM Mi: Whatever time zone the Vatican is in. Plus a little something. If you were holier you'd know. 3:20 PM CG: Hey. I'm holier than thou 3:53 PM De: Then you should know whats up 3:54 PM CG: You right, you right. 4:46 PM Mi: Siempre 11:09 AM 312-899-MUSE text us -Mi