It is 3010, humans have evolved. Cranial capacity has increased twofold, as expected. In order to advance the human race, Womankind evolved into homosexuals. Opposite gender affairs can only be read about in booklogs from 1000 years ago...
Imagine the possibilities. Sexual desires would be fulfilled without the risk of overpopulating the planet. But, in order for the human race to survive men and women would have children as necessary. Women and Men would choose their best match to reproduce with to ensure the offspring are genetically superior.
This thought stems from present day musings on gay people. There seems to be more gays than for it to be called a genetic defect.
-Mi
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Friday, July 9, 2010
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Predestination
= some lazyass person making lazyass excuses for himself (and yes I believe in gender equality). So I propose, De, to let the womenfolk have it their way. When using singular pronouns as an example we will use the feminine pronoun. I get it, the girls want a go, they didn't even get their chance, we went from he to s/he. So on Musings on Tap the pronoun "she" is in.
Now for some trial sentences:
Predestination= some lazyass person making lazyass excuses for herself. <- again all the he's are in the background
Now for some trial sentences:
Predestination= some lazyass person making lazyass excuses for herself. <- again all the he's are in the background
All women are created equal.
hold up.
Women don't even have their own word, it's a union of men and wo[e?]. Sadness.
So,
"women" will be replaced with a new word...to be voted on!
But really, whatever the "word" turns out to be, it will always be up to Her...yes, you were predestined to read this. And this.
-Mi
But really, whatever the "word" turns out to be, it will always be up to Her...yes, you were predestined to read this. And this.
-Mi
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Em!
It's the lyrical cynical sinister minister Shady.
On a completely separate but not totally unrelated note; new Pretzel M&M's are the best thing since the forbidden fruit, I shit you not.
-De
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