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Friday, July 9, 2010

Taste the Rainbow

It is 3010, humans have evolved. Cranial capacity has increased twofold, as expected. In order to advance the human race, Womankind evolved into homosexuals. Opposite gender affairs can only be read about in booklogs from 1000 years ago...

Imagine the possibilities. Sexual desires would be fulfilled without the risk of overpopulating the planet. But, in order for the human race to survive men and women would have children as necessary. Women and Men would choose their best match to reproduce with to ensure the offspring are genetically superior.

This thought stems from present day musings on gay people. There seems to be more gays than for it to be called a genetic defect.

-Mi

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Predestination

= some lazyass person making lazyass excuses for himself (and yes I believe in gender equality). So I propose, De, to let the womenfolk have it their way. When using singular pronouns as an example we will use the feminine pronoun. I get it, the girls want a go, they didn't even get their chance, we went from he to s/he. So on Musings on Tap the pronoun "she" is in.
Now for some trial sentences:
Predestination= some lazyass person making lazyass excuses for herself. <- again all the he's are in the background
All women are created equal.

hold up.
Women don't even have their own word, it's a union of men and wo[e?]. Sadness.

So,
"women" will be replaced with a new word...to be voted on!

But really, whatever the "word" turns out to be, it will always be up to Her...yes, you were predestined to read this. And this.

-Mi





Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Em!

It's the lyrical cynical sinister minister Shady.
Recovery
will the deciding factor of the remainder of Eminem's career. The greatest risk Marshall is taking is that people have really responded to his disturbed adolescent temperament, but with this new album, he vows to own up to his past failures and come through for his fans. Eminem's career has been a composition convincing people that he doesn't give a fuck, but to those who have been able to listen past Dre's monotonous beats, Eminem has always cared about one thing, his fans. I think this is what Em is getting at with this new release and his greatest risk could yield his greatest reward. Even more than misery, triumph loves company and I hope he will be venerated for overcoming the most shady sides of slim.
On a completely separate but not totally unrelated note; new Pretzel M&M's are the best thing since the forbidden fruit, I shit you not.

-De

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