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Friday, February 18, 2011

Musingsontap's Hotline

I set up various ads around UNC's dining hall featuring our blog and it's phone number, so people could call/text in utterly ridiculous things, and well, we were lucky enough to be graced by a patron from Charlotte, NC.
The following conversation is unaltered in anyway except to hide the person's phone number (for obvious reasons...)
Moving forward like Toyota. (I'd like one Avalon please)


Inbox

Charlotte Girl (see gender neutral Musingsontap policy): Obama told me to text you? 9:55 AM
Mi: Naturally 10:03 AM
CG: How many of these have you gotten? 10:09 AM
Mi: Enough to report back to Obama 10:10 AM
Mi: DeMi, More kindly invites you to peruse www.musingsontap.blogspot.com 10:14 AM
CG: Wait. Is this just advertising for your blog? 10:14 AM
CG: That would be ridiculous, this is me advertising for a blog Obama would like
 if he happened to have enough free time and happened to stumble upon it. 10:15 AM
CG: Golly! If Obama would like it, I sure would too! 10:16 AM
Mi: Golly gee, but of course, random patron with Charlotte area code 10:17 AM
(At this point De noticed his phone a-buzzin' and decided to jump in the conversation)
De: Our blog was also ordained by the popes secret hot daughter 10:19 AM
CG: Our blog? What sort of underground collective is this? 10:20 AM
CG: Also I don't recognize 312.... Ah well. 10:20 AM
CG: And how do you about the pope's daughter? I thought they killed everyone that knew.... 
Everyone but me... 10:21 AM
De: Read the blog and you will find out! 10:21 AM
Mi: Chi town, represet 10:22 AM
Mi: Popes daughter was just a postulation that you proved correct! Thank you good sirpersonmam 10:24 AM
CG: Shit. I'ma have to find and kill you. 1:33 PM
Me: Shit ima have to have the secret service come in. Somehow 1:40 PM
CG: Nope. They don't want people to know either. They'll probably get to you soon 1:42 PM
Mi: Kidnap the hot daughter it is. 1:43 PM
CG: With you on that. 1:56 PM
Mi: Meet you at the Vatican 330am holy time. 2:04 PM
CG: Yes ma'am/sir. Hold on, what is holy time 2:05 PM
Mi: Whatever time zone the Vatican is in. Plus a little something. If you were holier you'd know. 3:20 PM
CG: Hey. I'm holier than thou 3:53 PM
De: Then you should know whats up 3:54 PM
CG: You right, you right. 4:46 PM
Mi: Siempre 11:09 AM

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-Mi

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The packers are still #1

Yes it is quite marvelous. So marvelous I must blog whilst listening to some foreign guy lecture on economic multipliers. This guys 2's look like an @ sign. I am giving him an honorary mention in our poll for fav guy with accent this guy just informed us that beer never gets exported. Cool.
Anywho I'm off to study ancient cities.

Gnight taiwan!
-mi

Monday, February 7, 2011

Green and Gold Glory

Good Morning Packer Nation!,

An enthusiastic right on to the one and only Mi! Normally, driving in circles look for a half hour looking for a parking space and missing my second marketing class of the semester (the first due to an untimely yet punctual infection of the sinuses) would be things that would dampen my natural............optimism? But my most beloved Green Bay Packers are World Champions, and today is a good day. I, like many of the Packers players and personnel stated during last night's chaotically beautiful celebration, am not sure how to describe the post-game emotions. Maybe it's complete satisfaction, and maybe most people aren't used to experiencing that, but like so many other times, I think Tom Delonge might have the perfect thing to say:


I think I like today, I think it's good, it's something I can't get my head around.

-De


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