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Welcome one and all exclusively to Musings on Tap! Our doctrine is that all thought is free thought (we even share tea;)). Download at your leisure and be comforted that ideas will never die. The purpose is to incite thought and revolutionize ideas. We, the authors, yet never finishers, share different perspectives on life and so this blog will indeed be two-dimensional. Topics will be humorous and perhaps quite silly. Topics will be serious and perhaps quite morbid. Sentences will even contain unparalleled parallel structure. Oh and we cater:).

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Spoken Word with Mi 7/27/12

The second installment. We have the selections:
Lyin' n' Cheatin'
Pickles and Cucumbers
The Dramatic Pause




-Mi

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Friday Night Spoken Word With Mi 7-20-2012

This is a new segment. Forgive the box for its camera work, it obviously doesn't know how to frame very well. Let's just hope it doesn't try to commit any crimes...

And here is the first installment of Spoken Word with Mi:








-Mi

Sunday, July 15, 2012

The MoT Top 10: The Twenty-First

Top 10 Reasons to Get Arrested
10) Looking like a pedophile in a school zone

9) Selling sea shells filled with cocaine by the sea shore. What the hell was Sally thinking?

8) Public nudity, even though you were only undressed as Adam/Eve for a costume party

7) Running a drug ring:

"But officer, I was creating jobs!"

6) Dressing up like a super hero and fighting crime

5) Getting an 808 for fellating too loud

4) Because the cops are jealous of how much fun you were having

3) Masquerading as the Messiah at the Vatican and a crowd of Jews following you with signs claiming they were right

2) Shut down busy streets by holding your own parade for an inane cause, like Hot Pockets.

1) Literally fighting fire with fire. That's got to be illegal right?

-DeMi

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