The MoT Top 10: The Thirteenth

Top 10 Nicknames for Your Privates

10) Han's Chinese brother often uses this one:
Hung Solo

9) Geography Themed?
The Dead Sea or Mariana Trench.

8) Whispering Eye
(that means vagina)

7) White, nerdy, and pervy?
Space Invader or Pac-Man

6) For all you gypsy women out there:
Snake Charmer (Verrrry niiicce, how much?)

5) MC "Jack" Hammer
It's Hammer Time!

4) Hot Pocket

3) Junkle Berries
Or really any type of berries, real or imaginary. Honeysuckle, Cow, Ollalie, Avocado, Choke, or Privet Berry. (These are actually all real)

Here we see the Privet Berry in its full form.

2) For the way overly obese man or woman:
The Final Frontier

And now, ladies and gentleman alike, prepare to have your favorite childhood snacks ruined:

1) Gusher(s) / Fruit by the Foot


-DeMi

Nonplussed

Just a quick blurb on this interesting word.

This word has two definitions, one formal, one otherwise.

The formal definition of nonplussed is confused or surprised.

But as time progressed Americans got a little crazy. I think the logic went like this:

If something is in the state of being "nonplussed" then it can also be "plussed".

And since nonplussed was the original, and since plussed doesn't even exist then nonplussed must clearly be better.

Naturally.

So now nonplussed has flipped like an electron and can also mean unperturbed. However, it may not be accepted.... yet.

So for the sake of patriotism I propose that we make "plussed" a real word and make it mean confused. We then slowly do this with all words in the English and make the future generations really confused when reading "classic" literature.

I am gruntled, but not plussed.

-Mi