The MoT Top 10: The Twenty-Fourth

A little back-story. One year ago today, DeMi was coming up with this Top 10, and my roommate, Frank, overheard our list. Halfway through the list we realized that April 1st was the next day and we decided that we could not miss out on an April Fool's themed blog. So Frank asked what happened to this Top 10, and we told him it didn't exist, and half-asleep he tried to come to terms with our....LIE!

HERE IT IS FRANK, APRIL FOOLS! ONE YEAR LATER!

Top 10 Ways to Get Your Money's Worth

10) Pick a restaurant, grab a plate and make the kitchen your buffet.

9) Hire a prostitute and shoot video of your fun together. Sell it as porno.

8) Always take a penny; never leave a penny.

7)  Buy some skittles. Taste the rainbow. Follow the rainbow. Make the leprechaun your bitch.

6) With your gym membership, make it a point to touch every machine in the gym, even the ones that somebody maybe using. Maybe with a wink.

5) Always extend the hose of the gas dispenser and shake it vigorously for 5 minutes to get "every last drop"

4) Double bag all your groceries at the self check-out. Make accessories from these bags, and fail at starting a new fashion trend.

3) Stay 3 hours after you're done with a meal to continue getting water refills. Go to the bathroom when they're not looking to make them think you have a bladder of steel.

2) Rock a temporary or real tattoo of your foes telephone number on your forehead while sitting in the front row at a big sports venue.

1) Buy North Korea, resurrect Kim Jong Il and hence resurrect all that was right about the country.

-DeMi

The MoT Top 10: The Twenty-Third - Easter

Top 10 Places to Hide Your Eggs

10) On the far side of anything: moon, mountain, magic carpet ride, comic.

9) In a carton labeled "Not Eggs"

8) In a yolk

7) In an omelette

6) In a vegan's fridge

5) Auntie's bonnet

4) In a nest

3) In the grocery store

2) In the past

1) Ovaries

-DeMi

Office Predictions and Why De Hates Croutons

So The Office U.S. is wrapping up like the elves of the North and we have some predictions for how it's all gonna go down. Some of these predictions are ridiculous, some of them are just wishful thinking, but a few of them could very well happen.

Dwight becomes Scranton Regional Manager and after an extensive interview process assumes the position of Assistant to the Regional Manager, as he is the most qualified candidate.

Pam gets a job as a Graphic Designer at Athlead and gets a desk near Jim's. It just seems right that Pam and Jim work together. Especially after the big deal Jim made about how important it is who you sit by at work.

Oscar goes to Massachusetts and marries the Governor, but not before Gil tries to intervene.

Erin gets married.

Kevin Malone starts his own paper company. Guess what he calls it…….yup the Kevin Malone Paper Company.

Meredith dies. Possible title: The Demise of the Wigged (wig-ed) Lady

Andy gets demoted, but not fired. It gets really awkward for Erin at the office.

Michael Scott returns for the finale and kills Toby. Toby dies. Finally 
     Addendum: While this would  be a very satisfying way to round out the show, it probably will not happen. However, at the very least, Michael needs to return for the finale.

The cast performs a musical number.

Steve Martin makes a guest appearance. Kills Meredith 

A "What Could Have Been" episode airs, exploring if Pam had stayed with Roy, if Jim had gotten the NY job and if Michael had stayed with Jan.

Awesome Office timeline:

http://theoffice.wikia.com/wiki/Timeline_of_The_Office


De hates croutons, because there is no way to tell if they are #fresh. Follow @Musingsontap

-DeMi