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Sunday, March 11, 2012

The MoT Top 10: The Seventh

The Top 10 Ways to Exert Dominance

10) Always overdress. If everyone is wearing jeans, you suit up. If everyone is suited up, you wear a ceremonial robe.

9) Make business cards with just your personal information.

8) Be the big spoon.

7) Walk up to a couple on a date and pick up the check. Then give him/her your business card.



6) Two-up everyone.




5) Talk about yourself whenever unnecessary.

4) When someone asks if a seat is taken, make it your footrest.

3) Always seat yourself.

2) Break off the whole hot mother damn mother fucking Kit-Kat bar.

1) Swear explicitly.

-DeMi
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