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Sunday, March 18, 2012

The MoT Top 10: The Eighth

Top 10 News Headlines

10) "Iranese President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Comes Out of Closet"

9) "Swing States Learn How to Mambo"

8) "Newt Gingrich's Identity Stolen, Returned Then Refused"

7) "No One Died Today"

6) "Serial Killer Seen Lurking at General Mills Headquarters"

5) "Walrus Swallowed By Man-Eating Walrus"

4) "Bob the Builder Can No More: Fired as Obama's Campaign Manager"
3) "Donald Trump: Not a U.S. Citizen"
2) "Man Dies in Poke War"
1) "Confirmed: Joseph of Nazareth Not the Father"


-DeMi
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