Top 10 Ways to Put on Pants
I know what you're thinking, no way are there ten ways to put on pants. We used to be as naive. Also, don't be misled. It's absolutely acceptable to not wear pants at all times. No one ever said no pants, no shirt, no service.
10) Paint them on
9) Go to the store without pants and find a suitable pair there. Maybe even a pant suit if it fancies you to be fancy
8) Head first
7) Two legs at a time
6) With the help of someone attractive
5) As part of your Irish jig dance routine
4) Like everyone else does, one leg at a time while listening to "Sexy and I Know It"
3) Ironically, while listening to Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
2) Slowly, after the store clerk tells you that only wearing shoes and and a shirt does not warrant you any service
1) Slowly and with pride, after sex
2) Slowly, after the store clerk tells you that only wearing shoes and and a shirt does not warrant you any service
1) Slowly and with pride, after sex
I'm... too sexy for my pants... too sexy...
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